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WARNING! WARNING! What is going on? What is with the urgent message? WTF? I am sorry to have to interrupt your Friday evening escapades but I received a phone call that was very upsetting to me. A dear friend called me very distraut. She was inconsolable. What happened? She explained…OH NO! Not again! I became . . . → Read More: Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts  Leave a comment  Penis Observations  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, safety first, sex, shooter, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door. . . . → Read More: How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral? Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, blowjobs, booty calls, boy shorts, Concert, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, oral, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dildo, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, vodka 
FYI: Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you can just lay there Well it’s a new month! I’m in a new place and I’m feeling pretty optimistic. Not quite sure why..I haven’t had that much to drink yet but hey..I’m running with it. I’m totally stoked for the Ladies Who Ride Event . . . → Read More: Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not! 
Okay.. Look.. I know! Where have I been? But we need to focus on something even more important. The mini men.. little penis guys. Now yes, I have mentioned my theory on sending them to another country and only allowing big penis men to pro-create. I can be a bit harsh at times but it . . . → Read More: March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size 
I was pretty much 100% in favor of Fellatio this month! Although I think if you took a poll of the men out there they would definitely disagree. I pondered over how and what to say. I felt like if it was what everyone wanted to hear about, I had to give it a shot. . . . → Read More: February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex? 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth Some of us go through our whole lives not sure what we want to be when we grow up. It can change and life’s realities can evaporate your hope. You grow and the people around you change. I want to be a supermodel.. actress..singer..a hairdresser.. Time really does fly by and before you know it, . . . → Read More: Looking for a mutually beneficial relationship? Beard Available! 
Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we? Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference. I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet? 
I am in a preDICKament. I have a son who seems to shed a lot. I keep finding hair everywhere in my bathroom. I feel pretty confident some of those are pubes and I am not happy about it. I am trying to figure out how to approach the subject. I don’t want . . . → Read More: I Have A Pube-Dick-A-Mint! Any Suggestions? 
I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with. This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously! 
Male opinion vs female opinion The winner is…. “Whatever”. That’s my answer. Now can anyone actually tell me who won? Nope, didn’t think so. Whatever is right up there with the blinking smiley face you receive after a text. It’s saying, I am pretending to hear what you but am really too busy . . . → Read More: “WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean? 
The DoucheBags Around The World Are Ruining The Chances Of The Nice Guys! Instructions: Every time you read the read DoucheBag do a shot Now I am not sure if it is technology or not these days but it seems to me that on social media/the internet, the population of douchebags seems never ending. Were . . . → Read More: DoucheBags Cockblock All The Nice Guys 
Scene A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky. Guy Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is…. Girl . . . → Read More: Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink |
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