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Embrace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post-bodycopy clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"toeSingleProductShell\"\u003e\u003cform action=\"https:\/\/theassboy.com\/product\/kai-kai-tank-top\" method=\"post\" class=\"toeAddToCartForm\" id=\"toeAddToCartForm3482\" onsubmit=\"toeAddToCart(this,'Product Added!',false); return false;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"single_product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_block_wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post-bodycopy clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"toeSingleProductShell\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"single_product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_block_wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post-bodycopy clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"toeSingleProductShell\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"single_product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_block_wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post-bodycopy clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"toeSingleProductShell\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"single_product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_block_wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post-bodycopy clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"toeSingleProductShell\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"single_product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_block_wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post-bodycopy clearfix\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"toeSingleProductShell\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"single_product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_block_wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone should live a life of happiness. 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With most women when they get into relationships they gain weight. How unhealthy is that?!  There are so many fad diets out there. Eliminate carbs.. stop drinking.. no sugar.. no dairy.. crossfit.. etc. My form of dieting and weight loss is much easier don't you think?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"The Ass Girl","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42381711802529,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42381711769761,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42381711736993,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45045220606113,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45045220638881,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/products\/Men-Are-For-Exercise-Copy.jpg?v=1660639741"},{"product_id":"anything-but-normal-tank-top","title":"Anything But Normal Tank Top","description":"\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTurquoise tank top with the words Anything but Normal on the front in white letters \u003cbr\u003eSometimes will meet me and when they try to be polite, they struggle with a good description. Many end up just saying, \" You're just a lot!\". I am not really sure what that means and I don't really care. When you experience my home life and family, the one thing I could say 100% is that we are anything but normal. I wouldn't want it any other way!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"The Ass Girl","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42381720191137,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42381720158369,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42381720092833,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45045220507809,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45045220540577,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/products\/Anything-But-Normal-Copy.jpg?v=1660639871"},{"product_id":"shut-up-buy-me-a-drink-tank-top","title":"Shut Up \u0026 Buy Me A Drink Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGrey tank top with the words shut up and buy me a drink in red letters on the front\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you want to converse with me, buy me a drink. Save the speech. Save the bad lines. Save that shit for someone else. Give me some credit and realize I'm broke. What would make me happy? A drink! Thank you very much\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Ass Girl","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42381721927841,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42381721895073,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42381721862305,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45045220180129,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45045220212897,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/products\/Shut-UpBuy.jpg?v=1660639949"},{"product_id":"you-say-whore-like-its-a-bad-thing-tank-top","title":"You Say Whore Like It’s A Bad Thing Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRed tank top with the words you say whore like its a bad thing in black letters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAin't no shame in my game is my mantra. I hate stereotyping. What is a whore? Depends on what man or uptight bitch you are talking to. Slept with more than 4 people? A woman who wears a mini skirt? A girl drinking beer out of the bottle? I say look at who is saying it. Would you want to be that person? Hell no! Any one who judges can suck my dick. You don't need that in your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Ass Girl","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42381726449825,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42381726417057,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42381726384289,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45045220049057,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45045220081825,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/products\/Whore-Copy.jpg?v=1660640039"},{"product_id":"alcohol-makes-me-a-nicer-person-tank-top","title":"Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoyal blue tank top with the words alcohol makes me a nicer person in black letters \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am now referring to this as one of my favorites. I wore it to a fundraiser and bumped into Dr. Drew. Had to have him pose for a picture. Not too sure if he noticed what my shirt said. 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