{"product_id":"highly-medicated-tank-top","title":"Highly Medicated Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite tank top with the words \"Highly Medicated\" written on front. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is my desired state of mind. I haven't been there yet but I can dream can't I? I remember meeting this woman when I first moved back to California. She was so happy and cheerful. It was like nothing could bring her down. I was in awe wondering how she was able to stay that way. I found out the secret... Prozac. Apparently it was her pill to 24 hours of sunshine and bunnies. It also helped her lose weight. Hello! (bitch! so jealous) When I was going through my divorce there was a time when I was constantly sick. I just couldn't go anywhere for more than 5 minutes. It was a nightmare. I went to the doctors and he suggested prozac. I was confused because I wasn't depressed but he explained that I wasn't depressed but my body was very stressed. I thought back to this lady and was like.. hmm.. ya.. I will definitely go there. Man was I disappointed. I did NOT lose weight and I did NOT become amazingly happy. It totally did not do that. Sure it helped me function daily but it wasn't even close to what she had. Totally not what I hoped for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/11\/svg\/1f641.svg\" alt=\"🙁\" class=\"emoji\" draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/theassgirl.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/P1050137.jpg\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/P1050137-300x225.jpg?v=1660653506\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/P1050137-300x225.jpg?v=1660653506\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/iphone-441-169x300.png?v=1660653521\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/iphone-441-169x300.png?v=1660653521\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/IMG_8473-229x300_a0617f0b-cda6-474d-b052-761b04adccb9.png?v=1660653534\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/IMG_8473-229x300_a0617f0b-cda6-474d-b052-761b04adccb9.png?v=1660653534\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/IMG_8471-228x300_f964a8f9-3666-4d17-b205-eb9b62b32429.png?v=1660653547\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/files\/IMG_8471-228x300_f964a8f9-3666-4d17-b205-eb9b62b32429.png?v=1660653547\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Ass Girl","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42382273675425,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42382273609889,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42382273544353,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45043110445217,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45043110477985,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/3169\/3473\/products\/highly-medicated-tank-top.png?v=1660653567","url":"https:\/\/theassgirl.com\/products\/highly-medicated-tank-top","provider":"The Ass Girl ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}