Have you met my new edition? It’s a life saver and so much fun. It makes being a part of events so doable. If you are interested in TheAssGirl to appear/review your product and/or service, please contact Diana@theassgirl.com
What’s the deal with this pic? This represents my ideal man..Naked and not talking. Just trying to give you a sneak peak into what you are getting into. This started a couple years ago with making boyshorts for fun, for concerts/big events. As time went on, the more I became recognized and asked, “What does your ass say this week?”. Eventually, while drinking, phrases popped out of my mouth that were too lengthy to fit on boyshorts so I had to add tank tops. It has snowballed! At the Aerosmith concert, walking in the parking lot and a car pulled up next to us and said, “Hey, you’re the ass girl!”. Voila!
Please don’t take any of my phrases personally. I have a demented sense of humor. I love to have a good time and when life isn’t as much fun as I’d like…I do things to entertain myself. Nothing dangerous but always amusing. Feel free in the meantime to check out my facebook Diana Simon, facebook TheAssGirl, twitter TheAssGirl instagram TheAssGirl and youtube.com/theassgirl69.
Pretty much everything you read on my ass (and boobs) is for sale on this site so take a look! I tend to stick to 100% cotton because it is most comfortable and I make every item myself..with love! Personally! For You! The ideal gift for anyone who means anything to you in your life! Actually even for the ones who don’t!
PLEASE NOTE:
Tips are always welcome (as well as beer)
All products USDA Grade
Registered with Bubba’s Better Business Bureau
No animals were injured in the building of this site.
Any emails containing the word come but written “cum” will not be answered.
All funds are used to support Autism and Insanity Prevention.
Feel free to send me your email information and I can contact you directly about upcoming promotional events, appearances and sales!
SPECIAL THANKS:
My friends who have stood by, supported and believed in me since the beginning, my BADASS/TAKE NO PRISONERS incredibly sexy gfs who don’t sacrifice who they are to please others,
Cooks Corner,
Biker Warehouse, Michelob Ultra,
More Than No, and Bloody Marys. They are my inspiration and I love the support they offer. I’m a lucky girl!
Hours:
Mon – Fri: 9AM – 5PM
Sat: 10AM – 5PM
Sun: Closed
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