White tank top with the words "If I Can Drink A Beer And Suck Your Dick It's Too Small" printed on the front.
This one was based on a sweet guy who unfortunately wasn't carrying much downtown. I tried not to care but I couldn't help it. I mean you couldn't even tell if it was in there, sad really. I don't like to fake it but I had to. I had no choice. It's not like I was going to say anything but it was a struggle trying to come up with things to say. Of course after a few drinks in me, the words would just start pouring out. I had to vent. I needed to vent. I mean I could floss my teeth with it. During my rant, trying to get my point across about how truly small it was came the, "If I could drink a beer and suck your dick, it's too small". Atleast something positive came out of it!
