If I Don't Remember It Didn't Happen in red lettering on a black top
I have used this phrase many times, for myself and for friends. I usually add to it, if you were out of the country it never happened, if you didn't feel it, it never happened and there is one more but I'm usually drinking when I say this crap so I can't remember what it is. I will try to remember to write it down next time I am drinking.
