Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink written in red letters on the back of black boyshorts by Bella
Nothing like being straight and to the point. Revealing the obvious to men shows you that they really aren't getting what is obvious. They think they know everything. They think about how they are not going to be taken advantage of and buy all the drinks in the evening. They think pretty much, about themselves. I feel like yelling at them sometimes and saying, "Hello! Is anybody in there? Haven't you noticed we are nicer when drunk? And if you are too cheap to spend $4 on me, you don't deserve me!". The problem is by the time they hear us, we have already gone.