About TheAssGirl

Shut Up And Screw Me.

Have you met my new edition? It’s a life saver and so much fun. It makes being a part of events so doable. If you are interested in TheAssGirl to appear/review your product and/or service, please contact Diana@theassgirl.com

What’s the deal with this pic? This represents my ideal man..Naked and not talking. Just trying to give you a sneak peak into what you are getting into. This started a couple years ago with making boyshorts for fun, for concerts/big events. As time went on, the more I became recognized and asked, “What does your ass say this week?”.  Eventually, while drinking, phrases popped out of my mouth that were too lengthy to fit on boyshorts so I had to add tank tops. It has snowballed! At the Aerosmith concert, walking in the parking lot and a car pulled up next to us and said, “Hey, you’re the ass girl!”. Voila!

Please don’t take any of my phrases personally. I have a demented sense of humor. I love to have a good time and when life isn’t as much fun as I’d like…I do things to entertain myself.  Nothing dangerous but always amusing. Feel free in the meantime to check out my facebook Diana Simon, facebook TheAssGirl, twitter TheAssGirl  instagram TheAssGirl and youtube.com/theassgirl69.