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I have finally resolved myself to the fact that I am, unfortunately, not going to be able to attend the ANE/AVN Expo this year in Las Vegas. Normally I attend but financially I am not able to this year. I have stomped my feet, kicked some old people and contemplated prostitution but today realized…. there is no way. With the pass and hotel, not even counting food and drink (lol, drink.. like I would buy my own drink. Dressing slutty has some perks). I am bummed and frustrated. We all know I do not deal well with failure and even though this is a normal “life” thing, it makes me mad and disappointed.
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