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BTW.. Life can be complicated. I never want to be a part of that. If there are any questions you have or if you want to change a color or anything, please feel free to message me. If I can do it, I will! In the big scheme of things…


You know what that means… The celebrated X-Mas tank!

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The Bachelorette Party Package of Fun!

They are available separately

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Hello to all the gorgeous, amazing, inspiring , women who to me, represent my brand image. The take no prisoners hot bitches that drive men crazy.  These men want them so bad they can’t stop thinking about them. Hello to those boys who are trying to figure how they can capture one of these “wild Mustangs” and make them their own. It is possible. I don’t have all the answers and the answers I do have are made up in my disillusioned brain. I will say that a big issue is that these boys make one huge mistake. They try to tame this “Wild Mustang“. See you aren’t supposed to do that. Like any wild horse, you try and make them do something it will come out kicking. She will do that along with mind fucking you so much so won’t even know if you are awake or dreaming.  You will end up on the other side of the door. I think the most important thing that I can share with you, that hopefully (if you can calm your hard on down. Try and go jump in the snow. Find a way that will help you think clearly. Now listen real close…..These priceless women.. There is a reason they are so strong and independent.  It usually isn’t by choice. At some point in there life, they had to be. Instead of trying to tame that Mustang, try and get to the core of how she got there. That is the key!

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 Upload a video of you interviewing someone, drunk, or you drunk, or you demonstrating something, anything that fits TheAssGirl image, to YouTube and send me the link! I will, as a special thank you send you a free TAG TV t-shirt! Yep! You heard me right! Free shirt! With the logo you see above. I will take care of the shipping. No cost to you! Obviously, I would love it to be funny and/or educational. Stick with the theme of my sites.   It could be you having a rant about  the straight shit on relationships, what really pisses you off or gets you off, discuss a new fetish, possibly a demo of a toy/talent, etc..




orange coastIf you follow my facebook than you know my computer problems are beyond the norm. Actually nothing is normal in my circle. Anyways.. Orange Coast Computers has been my lifesaver! They are conveniently located in Huntington Beach on Brookhurst.

They haven’t ran away when I get a little intimidating. They get just as frustrated as I do and have even made a house call. The best part is they never give up, even when I have wanted to. They fix what is broken and don’t over charge. If you ever need to get some repairs, they are the ones to see. Mention my name and they will probably give you a better deal! I think they are a little scared of me ;)



Fresch Electric Bikes in Huntington Beach… Thank you! Tell them TheAssGirl sent you and you will get an amazing deal (discount) Woo! Hoo!‎

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