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 Guess What is Coming Up??   October 1, 2016   Los Angeles, CASlutwalk Header

TheAssGirl booth will be up and ready to sell. This event is basically a piece that perfectly fits into my brand image. Are you familiar with The Slutwalk?








“Women shouldn’t dress like ‘sluts’ if they don’t want to be sexually assaulted.” - Said one ignorant Toronto Police officer. (Paraphrased of course)

Just to be clear, Amber Rose did not start the SlutWalk – nor did she coin the phase, however she is bringing more awareness to this matter by trying to educate the public.

It all began back in 2011 in Toronto when a police officer told a crowd of college women that if they wanted to avoid sexual assault, they shouldn’t dress like sluts. WTF right? This sparked a worldwide campaign that outraged men and women across the country.

Slut Walk has now become a global movement with grassroots success in over 200 countries in taking a stand against sexual injustice, victim blaming, and derogatory labeling. The Amber Rose Awareness Festival (SlutWalk) is an all-inclusive not-for-profit event that is playing a monumental role in the movement towards gender equality.

I’m excited to share that the amazing Katy Bunny, Leggy Lass Greenleaf and Bitsy LaBourbon will be joining me! They blew everyone’s mind at Ladies Who Ride. They will blow your mind again!




PLEASE check out my radio with Holli and Michael on Playboy Radio    



If you are interested in TheAssGirl appearing on your show and/or podcast, hosting your event or attending an event, please contact her assistant Chloe. In the subject line on email please put Attention Chloe

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Hello to all the gorgeous, amazing, inspiring , women who to me, represent my brand image. The take no prisoners hot bitches that drive men crazy.  These men want them so bad they can’t stop thinking about them. Hello to those boys who are trying to figure how they can capture one of these “wild Mustangs” and make them their own. It is possible. I don’t have all the answers and the answers I do have are made up in my disillusioned brain. I will say that a big issue is that these boys make one huge mistake. They try to tame this “Wild Mustang“. See you aren’t supposed to do that. Like any wild horse, you try and make them do something it will come out kicking. She will do that along with mind fucking you so much so won’t even know if you are awake or dreaming.  You will end up on the other side of the door. I think the most important thing that I can share with you, that hopefully (if you can calm your hard on down. Try and go jump in the snow. Find a way that will help you think clearly. Now listen real close…..These priceless women.. There is a reason they are so strong and independent.  It usually isn’t by choice. At some point in there life, they had to be. Instead of trying to tame that Mustang, try and get to the core of how she got there. That is the key!

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BTW.. Life can be complicated. I never want to be a part of that. If there are any questions you have or if you want to change a color or anything, please feel free to message me. If I can do it, I will! In the big scheme of things…


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 Upload a video of you interviewing someone, drunk, or you drunk, or you demonstrating something, anything that fits TheAssGirl image, to YouTube and send me the link! I will, as a special thank you send you a free TAG TV t-shirt! Yep! You heard me right! Free shirt! With the logo you see above. I will take care of the shipping. No cost to you! Obviously, I would love it to be funny and/or educational. Stick with the theme of my sites.   It could be you having a rant about  the straight shit on relationships, what really pisses you off or gets you off, discuss a new fetish, possibly a demo of a toy/talent, etc..







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