Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.
This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective
Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show
MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012
www.cookscorners.com No explanation necessary here. Everyone knows I love the place and the people. Nuff said. www.lolashoetique.com Almost every day a new pair of shoes. Great prices. It’s my bedtime story before I go to sleep. I just admire the pics and blissfully close my eyes. www.vendorgirl.com Biker Warehouse..I . . . → Read More: MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012
It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles
I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!
Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo
Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers
- Why is it okay to brake and let a woman cross in front of you but when you do it for a man, they get all weird about it. Almost embarrassed.
- An extremely large man riding a sportster (or scooter). Just doesn’t look right.
- How do you get the name . . . → Read More: What The Fuck 2012? How Do You Get Dick From Richard?
PICK ME!! THINK TRAFFIC!
It’s Saturday night and I’m scrambling. I want to win this contest with Think Traffic. If you aren’t familiar with it, I will fill you in if I win, otherwise you’re on your own. They need me to write something about why I should win this Mentorship for a year. . . . → Read More: Pick me!! Thing Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror
I’m hoping everyone had a wonderful holiday and didn’t empty their xanax bottle (those babies can be hard to get). I’m still preparing for the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas.
During my holiday I contemplated my goals for the New Year. I thought about making some changes..maybe it was time to try dating again. HUGE . . . → Read More: Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!
Hello Ass Girl,
I seem to have problems detecting when a girl wants to bump uglies with me. I am really shy, and can’t seem to pull the trigger. How do I know – what should I look for? or maybe I shouldn’t care?
Thanks, Michael from Denver
I had so much fun at this event last year that I have to come back AGAIN! These people are a blast.
They know how to party and to cook chili. Did you know that tequila goes with chili? It does! I learned that pretty quickly and along with amazing chili, if you . . . → Read More: Chili Cook Off 2013
Inaugural event! June 15, 2013. Lauren has always been a huge supporter of myself and my products. If you know her, you know that there isn’t anything she can’t do, so when she told me about this event, I knew TheAssGirl had to be there. I will have a booth set up and contributing . . . → Read More: Lauren Powers Classic June 15, 2013
There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!
Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.
I love discovering something that there is a genuine need for. The sort of product that you see and think, “Of course! Why didn’t I think of that?” Well, surprise! Someone else beat you to it. The creators of Biotene did.
I am not going to get into the medical stuff and research because . . . → Read More: Sensitive Coochie?
Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”.
Our Current Dates Available For Hire:
Your Valentines Date
As you can see..we only hire professionals. We . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire
I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t.
So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone . . . → Read More: Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!
One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky?
When you talk it makes it worse!
I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut.
I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth