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no dulling my sparkleA non-profit that will provide a safe place for both animals and people. We all have our battles. Some we hold so close. We can’t see what is going on inside of a person. Most don’t reach out. It’s a secret that some are embarrassed about. It’s something no one wants to talk about.

WE MUST TALK ABOUT IT! Quit caring about being judged.

Bullying isn’t just a crisis in our youth. It continues on to adulthood. It’s those tactics used to scare you, beat you down, make you feel helpless. We cannot let it happen anymore. Government agencies are putting families with kids who have disabilities through hell. Ex-husbands are demeaning their ex wives to their faces and their kids. People are jumping off bridges. Kids are killing themselves and posting it on social media.

With this Forge Onward,  I am hoping to accomplish a few things. Rescue animals, help our youth rebuild their trust in the world, provide my kids and others, with a future. A place to live, a purpose and job. And if anything should happen, they will be okay.







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Hello to all the gorgeous, amazing, inspiring , women who to me, represent my brand image. The take no prisoners hot bitches that drive men crazy.  These men want them so bad they can’t stop thinking about them. Hello to those boys who are trying to figure how they can capture one of these “wild Mustangs” and make them their own. It is possible. I don’t have all the answers and the answers I do have are made up in my disillusioned brain. I will say that a big issue is that these boys make one huge mistake. They try to tame this “Wild Mustang“. See you aren’t supposed to do that. Like any wild horse, you try and make them do something it will come out kicking. She will do that along with mind fucking you so much so won’t even know if you are awake or dreaming.  You will end up on the other side of the door. I think the most important thing that I can share with you, that hopefully (if you can calm your hard on down. Try and go jump in the snow. Find a way that will help you think clearly. Now listen real close…..These priceless women.. There is a reason they are so strong and independent.  It usually isn’t by choice. At some point in there life, they had to be. Instead of trying to tame that Mustang, try and get to the core of how she got there. That is the key!

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BTW.. Life can be complicated. I never want to be a part of that. If there are any questions you have or if you want to change a color or anything, please feel free to message me. If I can do it, I will! In the big scheme of things…


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