Your Opinion Feels Like A Giant Dick In My Ass Tank Top

This is another one of my favorites! It took a little more work than some others though. Yes.. I was drunk when I blurted it out, matter of fact, to someone who was obviously annoying me.  It began as, "Your opinion feels like a dick in my ass".  Whenever I have a phrase pop out of my mouth I generally run it by my GFs for there opinion. That is when one pointed out that she likes dicks in her ass. That completely changed the meaning of the phrase. Not what I was trying to say. After some thought I added big. I then learned that she liked big dicks in her ass and she wasn't the only one. A lot of women do. I switched it to giant thinking this will fix that. As soon as she opened her mouth I was like wtf? Look I can't write, "Your opinion feels like a giant, unlubricated, painfully unattractive, dick in my ass!" These tank tops are not that big. I realized I am not going to be able to make everyone happy so I stuck with giant.