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Just Because You Have A Big Dick Does Not Mean You Can Just Lay There Tank Top

Just Because You Have A Big Dick Does Not Mean You Can Just Lay There Tank Top

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White tank top with the words "Just Because You Have A Big Dick Does Not Mean You Can Just Lay There" written on front. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Just Because You Have A Big Dick Does Not Mean You Can Just Lay There Tank Top

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Have you met this guy? The guy that sends cock shots out freely to all of his lady friends so often that you could pick it out of a line up of 20.  He is loud and proud. He is fine with you showing your friends and loves when you bring it up in conversation. In fact, give him your friends number and he will send her a pic. His text messages don't say anything, just have the pic. You could probably make a deck of cards out of the collection you have. Not a bad way to play solitaire.  He is that guy. The only problem with that guy (besides the obvious) is that because it is huge and he knows it, he thinks he can pull off the whole laying there thing while you do all the work. You are on top and granted, it can be quite easy to work with and may not take you long to get to the finish line but that is only fun for a couple of times. Try to get him to participate and work and it's like trying to roll a dead elephant out of your bed... a huge pain. 548674_10151021283159687_1072066509_n

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