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SELL!! SELL!! I’M TRYING!! Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. Could . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo  Leave a comment  Events  adult clothes, adult shirts, ane, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, Big Dick, bitch, booth, boy shorts, drink a beer, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, las vegas, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
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MUCHOS GRACIAS! There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free! I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos Leave a comment Events adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, Breast Cancer, cock, Concert, Cooks Corner, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Fashion, Fundraiser, Ladies who ride, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Actually it came out of left field. A compliment from a friend, from back in the day, that made me smile. Yes, it wasn’t exactly roses & champagne, but when has that ever worked for me? NEVER! I’d rather hear reality. We caught up, had intelligent conversation, then discussed what we had in common over . . . → Read More: I can only rent because I have commitment issues 
While at the Adult Novelty Expo in Vegas I received alot of requests to review products. Samples were being offered to me left and right. We all know I will try anything once and the idea of a breath spray to get your libido in overdrive? Well how could I not?? The only catch..I agreed . . . → Read More: Adult Novelty Expo 
Cut men’s number in half and triple the women’s. Favorite Line: The only time I believe in the power of attraction is when I buy XL condoms! Re-gifting a Broken Vibrator Okay…so I KNOW! I KNOW! “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”. No, I’m not a rabbit but I did own one! . . . → Read More: Myth #3: Sex Number. No one is ever honest on this one 
Basic Rules of Women I was watching the ending to “Liar, Liar”, where Jim Carrey is riding this stair cart trying to catch up with the plane his ex and son were on and I’m thinking, “This is EXACTLY why men and women have so many problems!”. Here is this sad situation and we . . . → Read More: The Basic Rules of Women 
Stereotyping will get you a sandwich! I am surrounded by morons. I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K! 
I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with. This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously! 
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014 Leave a comment Events Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, cougar trophy, cum, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Flask, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Keep Calm, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, Money Maker, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Shut Up, Shut Up I wear heels bigger than your dick, Single moms, slut, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Please note that these are NOT fictional characters. They do exist. We just don’t stand a chance with any of them. I have been exposed to nothing I have ever been through before and I don’t know if I can come back from, or actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these . . . → Read More: I’m in Love with 7 Gay Men 
Friends Forever There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners! 
www.hustler.com FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously! I was surprised about how open they were about even using . . . → Read More: Penis Pump by Hustler 
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