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Myth #3: Sex Number. No one is ever honest on this one

By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013

Cut men’s number in half and triple the women’s.

Favorite Line:

The only time I believe in the power of attraction is when I buy XL condoms!

Re-gifting a Broken Vibrator

Okay…so I KNOW! I KNOW! “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”. No, I’m not a rabbit but I did own one! . . . → Read More: Myth #3: Sex Number. No one is ever honest on this one

2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

By The Ass Girl, on April 9th, 2013

I know! I know! Orgasms? How predictable! Trust me, being the scorpio I am, I tried desperately to come up with something else. I did not want to make it easy. I am a stubborn, pain in the ass (when I’m not wearing my…) Wait! What was I saying? Oh yea, orgasms. I thought about . . . → Read More: 2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

By The Ass Girl, on October 16th, 2013

Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

By The Ass Girl, on August 24th, 2014

I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

Call Me A Slut… Like I Care!

By The Ass Girl, on August 30th, 2016

Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong!

. . . → Read More: Call Me A Slut… Like I Care!