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Cut men’s number in half and triple the women’s. Favorite Line: The only time I believe in the power of attraction is when I buy XL condoms! Re-gifting a Broken Vibrator Okay…so I KNOW! I KNOW! “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”. No, I’m not a rabbit but I did own one! . . . → Read More: Myth #3: Sex Number. No one is ever honest on this one 
I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem  Leave a comment  Penis Observations  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dildo, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, vodka 
There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that! Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr. 
Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! |
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