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Men Are For Exercise Not Relationships Tank Top

Black tank top with white lettering on the front that says Men are for exercise, not relationships for $19.95 each . . . → Read More: Men Are For Exercise Not Relationships Tank Top

Thick Thighs What I Have Going For Me Tank

Black washed tank top with the words things I have going for me: resting bitch face thick thighs and sarcasm in white letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Thick Thighs What I Have Going For Me Tank

Super Cali Swagilistic Sexy Hella Dopeness Black T-Shirt

Black t-shirt with the words super cali sexy hella dopeness on the front in red for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Super Cali Swagilistic Sexy Hella Dopeness Black T-Shirt

These Lips Weren’t Made For Talking Tank

Black tank with the words these lips weren’t made for talking on the front for 19.95 ea . . . → Read More: These Lips Weren’t Made For Talking Tank

I’m Just Waiting For The Meds To Kick In Top

Black spaghetti strap tank with the words, I’m just waiting for the meds to kick in, on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Just Waiting For The Meds To Kick In Top

Don’t Cry Over Boys Top

A light blue off the shoulder top with the words Don’t Cry Over Boys, Do Some Squats and Make Them Cry Wishing They Still Had That Ass for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Don’t Cry Over Boys Top

Powerful Valuable Deserving Shirt

Black shirt with a scoop neck with the words powerful valuable deserving in red on the front for 19.95 (no cutting unless requested) . . . → Read More: Powerful Valuable Deserving Shirt

Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Tank Top

Grey tank top with the words shut up and buy me a drink in red letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Tank Top

Hi, My Name Is..I’m A Cockaholic Yoga Shorts

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Fucking Furious T-Shirt

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Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top

Royal blue tank top with the words alcohol makes me a nicer person in black letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top

Forget The Candles Blow Me T-Shirt

Black t-shirt with the words forget the candles blow me on the front in white letters along with a cupcake for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Forget The Candles Blow Me T-Shirt

I Can’t Forget But I Pretend Like I Do T-Shirt

Grey t-shirt with the words I can’t forget but I pretend like I do in red lettering on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Can’t Forget But I Pretend Like I Do T-Shirt

You Say Whore Like It’s A Bad Thing Tank Top

Red tank top with the words you say whore like its a bad thing in black letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: You Say Whore Like It’s A Bad Thing Tank Top

I’m Here For The Drummer Shirt

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I’m Here For The Bassist Shirt

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Immoral Boy Short

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Twatwaffle Tank Top

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Groupie Tank Top

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Roadie T-Shirt

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Meow Bitch Shirt

Blue Shirt with the words Meow Bitch on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: Meow Bitch Shirt

Anything But Normal Tank Top

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Suck My Dick Shirt

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Smart Ass Shirt

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I’m Here For the Singer Shirt

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I’m Here For The Guitarist Shirt

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I’m Tired Of Being The Bitch With A Dick Tank Top

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No Pretty Boys Shirt

Dark grey t-shirt with the words No Pretty Boys on the front in red letters for $19.95 . . . → Read More: No Pretty Boys Shirt

A Little Crazy Goes A Long Way Tank Top

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Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego

Lately anytime I am ready to write a blog about something I make the mistake of checking Yahoo first. There always seems to be a political story or tragic happening that instantaneously changes my mood. My humor and sarcasm get thrown out the door and I am not able to get back to taking things . . . → Read More: Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego