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If your penis is small I will tell everyone Tank Top

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No Glocks Just Cocks T-Shirt

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Wine Junkie Tank Top

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Booze Hound Tank Top

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Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

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Drunkorexic Shirt

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Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

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Scene

A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

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Hungover Tank Top

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Unstable Boy Shorts

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Liability Clause Scoop Shirt

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Spankings Are For Good Girls Too Tank Top

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Men Are For Exercise Not Relationships Tank Top

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Super Cali Swagilistic Sexy Hella Dopeness Black T-Shirt

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I’m Here For The Bassist Shirt

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Don’t Cry Over Boys Top

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Greeting Card Smackage

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Sometimes I Wish I Could Beat The Shit Out Of People Tank Top

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Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

Could our maternal instinct be our Achilles heel? Think about it. I am not saying it tied to mother’s necessarily, even though historically that is what they say. I am talking about the instinct. There are many women out there who don’t have this. A man can have it. Sex doesn’t mater. I know a . . . → Read More: Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

Fuck Off Tank Top

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My Vagina Hates You Tank Top

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I Just Don’t Give A Fuck Tank Top

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Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego

Lately anytime I am ready to write a blog about something I make the mistake of checking Yahoo first. There always seems to be a political story or tragic happening that instantaneously changes my mood. My humor and sarcasm get thrown out the door and I am not able to get back to taking things . . . → Read More: Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego