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Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

Transformation 2013!

There is nothing in this post on sex so men, you may want to go to another post.

You only live once. That’s my motto to live by so I like to try everything once. I have a great friend who is a Physician Associate in Aesthetic Medicine. I overheard her asking our mutual friend . . . → Read More: Transformation 2013!

I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt

Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95

. . . → Read More: I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt

Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Blue tank top with Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks on the front in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Bitch Boy short

Bitch Boy Shorts

White boyshort panties with “Bitch” written on back. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Bitch Boy short

From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Hot Stripper Play

BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!!

It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

Shut Up Small Dick

Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh?

NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

Shaving With Coochy Before A Shag

Clean Your Coochy

Coochy – Body Boudoir Rash Free Shave Creme

There is nothing worse than shaving and ending up with an unattractive rash. Whether you go with a shag, bathmat or linoleum look. Especially on date night because every woman out there is going to shave before they go out. I have tried shave creams for . . . → Read More: Shaving With Coochy Before A Shag

Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Ladies Who Ride Event Poster

MUCHOS GRACIAS!

There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

It's Official

SELL!! SELL!!

I’M TRYING!!

Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. Could . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

What The Fuck 2012? How Do You Get Dick From Richard?

Titty Squish

WTF?

– Why is it okay to brake and let a woman cross in front of you but when you do it for a man, they get all weird about it. Almost embarrassed.

– An extremely large man riding a sportster (or scooter). Just doesn’t look right.

– How do you get the name Dick . . . → Read More: What The Fuck 2012? How Do You Get Dick From Richard?

The Bride To Be Tank Top

White tank top with bride to be written on the front in red letters along with a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bride To Be Tank Top

I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

Thirsty Bitch Alert Tank Top

A shade of coral tank top with the words thirsty bitch alert in black lettering on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Thirsty Bitch Alert Tank Top

No Filter Tank Top

Black tank top with the words No Filter in white on the front for 19.95 each . . . → Read More: No Filter Tank Top

I’m Just Waiting For The Meds To Kick In Top

Black spaghetti strap tank with the words, I’m just waiting for the meds to kick in, on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Just Waiting For The Meds To Kick In Top

I’m Tired Of Being The Bitch With A Dick Tank Top

Black spaghetti strap tank top with the words I’m Tired Of Being A Bitch With A Dick in red letters on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Tired Of Being The Bitch With A Dick Tank Top

Meow Bitch Shirt

Blue Shirt with the words Meow Bitch on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: Meow Bitch Shirt

Proud Feminist Bitch Tank Top

Dark charcoal tank top with the words Proud Feminist Bitch on the front in white letters for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Proud Feminist Bitch Tank Top

I Am A Nasty Woman Tank Top

A washed black tank top with the words I am A Nasty Woman in white letters on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I Am A Nasty Woman Tank Top

Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

Why are there some women who insist on slamming other women because of their insecurities? Is it too complicated for them to step back and think.. Has this woman ever done anything that would make me think she couldn’t be trusted? Has she screwed me over? Has she been a terrible friend? Has she ever . . . → Read More: Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

Ass Girl Plates

Scene

A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

. . . → Read More: Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

One Shady Motherfucker Tank Top

Grey tank top with the words one shady motherfucker on the front along with a pic of a woman for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: One Shady Motherfucker Tank Top

Anyone can be a bitch I am a crazy bitch Tank Top

Black anyone can be a bitch I’m a crazy bitch tank top with white lettering for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Anyone can be a bitch I am a crazy bitch Tank Top

Ladies Who Ride 2017

Make sure you click on A GLIMPSE for an amazing slideshow

To quote OCWeekly..On Aug. 20, somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 bikers turned up at Lifestyle Cycles, in Anaheim, and rode with the Lifestyle Cycles Riding Group to Cook’s Corner, in Trabuco Canyon, for the annual fundraiser for Breast Cancer Solutions. In addition to . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2017