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Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!!

It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

MUCHOS GRACIAS!

There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody…

Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

My December Delights are pretty obvious by my pictures.

Matt Sorum

Being the concert whore that I am, these two were definitely my highlights! Kid Rock..private show at Malibu Inn and Camp Freddy at the Roxy. Both small venues..both kick ass! Everything about them..hot guys, entertaining selection of skanky chicks and me having enough . . . → Read More: Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy

Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh?

NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

I Have Daddy Issues Tank Top

By The Ass Girl, on April 17th, 2013

White tank top with I Have Daddy Issues Tank Top on front. $19.95

. . . → Read More: I Have Daddy Issues Tank Top

Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top

By The Ass Girl, on February 10th, 2015

Heather Grey tank top with the words men who cry make my vagina dry in black lettering $19.95

. . . → Read More: Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top

Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

By The Ass Girl, on January 17th, 2016

Red loose crew neck t-shirt with the words Don’t Push Me I have a lot of daddy issues and will blow in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

By The Ass Girl, on October 24th, 2014

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

Single & Twisted Tank Top

By The Ass Girl, on October 24th, 2014

White Next Level Tank Top with black lettering. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Single & Twisted Tank Top

Thank You Paul Walker!

By The Ass Girl, on May 25th, 2013

Years ago I was on a really bad date at Billys in Newport Beach. I tried to drink enough to drown out the lame conversation I was submitting myself to. It was hopeless until…

Paul Walker walked into the room. You could feel how every woman in the room stopped breathing for a second, then . . . → Read More: Thank You Paul Walker!

Wholesale Packages

By The Ass Girl, on January 24th, 2014

While the wholesale is being constructed, this will be where you can order. All packages include 1 Small, 2 Medium, 2 Large, 1 XLarge Please include a copy of your resale certificate . . . → Read More: Wholesale Packages

Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

By The Ass Girl, on November 20th, 2016

Could our maternal instinct be our Achilles heel? Think about it. I am not saying it tied to mother’s necessarily, even though historically that is what they say. I am talking about the instinct. There are many women out there who don’t have this. A man can have it. Sex doesn’t mater. I know a . . . → Read More: Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

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