Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong!
When I hear someone say that they have slept with 5 people in their lives, I feel sorry for them. Think about it. If they are 40 and started having sex at 17, that means they slept with the same person for 5 years. That’s just sad. First of all, most women, according to research, have never had an orgasm. Odds are not in your favor if it has only been 5 guys. I am talking sex orgasm, not oral. If you have only been with 5 guys, you don’t even know the difference between bad sex and great sex. Great sex can make a woman really stupid…like really, really! stupid. Sometimes that doesn’t happen until they reach their 40s. We realize what we have been missing all along and get pissed. Why would we get pissed? We would because we know that the reason we only slept with 5 guys wasn’t because we only wanted to sleep with 5 guys. We only did with 5 because we didn’t want to be “Sluts”. That stereotype that insinuates that we don’t even like sex or even love sex. Odds are we wanted to sleep with many more men but society and men made us feel ashamed for that. Naturally, when we discover great sex, we become insane. We want to do it all the time. We even let certain things slide that we wouldn’t when we were younger because we are so grateful. That’s just sad and why the fuck do we care??
Grateful? Yes, I said grateful. How pathetic is that. It’s like someone did us a favor. No..no…no.. BAD! I love sex and I have slept with more than 5 men and I can honestly tell you, there is not a lot of great sex out there. I’m not talking about all that making love bullshit. Sorry.. I just threw up a little. I’m talking about fucking. Fucking with a goal, a finish line, a blissful ending, an orgasm! I just think with 5, there is no way you have any idea what great sex can be. Please remember that I am only speaking in a generalized manor and I do tend to spew a lot of bullshit. I’m sure that woman out there who has only slept with her husband and is happy believes, oops, is having great sex. I’m also sure the husband is as well. A good chance it isn’t with his wife but that’s a whole other story, and I don’t believe any man has really ever referred to having bad sex. To them, it’s pretty simple. I mean she can just lay there and he can still get to the finish line. No problem. For men, bad sex, doesn’t exist. I mean I’m sure it does, she could end up having gnats in her cooch hair or something like that, but even then, there will be a few men who will just move it into the shower.
Amber Rose made a statement in the media that she lost count of how many men she has slept with. Sounds okay to me. We only really counted in our teens and early 20’s, after that, who cares. You know what that tells me? She’s probably really fucking good in bed. That’s what it tells me. For fun we could pretend there is sort of a pyramid, like Scientology. LMAO! Once you reach a certain number you get to move up to the next level. The bottom level is those guys you barely remember. The drunken night out with the girls and it’s not like you can tell me that person’s name right now. Right? Maybe we can add a gold crown at the top. I have always wanted a gold crown. That would make it so fun! My opinion is if you only want to sleep with 5 guys, that’s fine, as long as it is YOU that makes that choice not who you think you are supposed to be. I think there should be no shame in loving sex. I look at these questionnaires and laugh my ass off. These women have answered that they have only slept with 3 men. The men answer that they have slept with 20. There must be one really tired (and probably sore) girl out there. Do you get what I am saying?
I believe every woman should (and could) have an orgasm. It’s just finding a guy who has the patience and is willing to figure out how. If it becomes impossible for him, pull out a vibrator while you are having sex, I’m sure that will help her. Don’t look at us with weird eyes that make us feel like we have to lie to you about it, because we will. Sometimes, it’s just to get you to stop. We might be bored or figured out that it isn’t going to happen with him.
My wish for all women, is to have atleast ONE orgasm in their life. Definitely one and not to give up trying. It will happen and when it does, they will sleep like they have never slept before. The arm muscles will ache from that tense moment it happens. They will know where they want to go and will try their darndest to get there. (ya.. I make up my own words and make spelling errors. Who cares!) What about me you ask? How many men have I slept with? Lol. I will never tell but what I can say is that all my longest relationships started with sex on the first date. #justsayin
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