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I Have A Pube-Dick-A-Mint! Any Suggestions?

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I am in a preDICKament. I have a son who seems to shed a lot. I keep finding hair everywhere in my bathroom. I feel pretty confident some of those are pubes and I am not happy about it. I am trying to figure out how to approach the subject. I don’t want them on my floor, counter and toilet. I see them in the shower after they “cleaned” the tub and I just don’t want any part of it. There is something strange about handling your kids pubes.

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I know with a regular guy how I would approach it. In my research I have found husbands tend to let that area go when they are married. Not cool. I don’t want to find any hair in my teeth or hack like a cat who has a hairball because one is stuck in my throat.
Did your wife/girlfriend stop giving you blowjobs? Look down, your laziness to maintain could be to blame. I know you don’t think it’s a big deal but it is. Think of all the manhandling you do, the sweating, and who knows what else!
For me, I would probably at the moment the forest makes an appearance, look at it and comment that how the hair makes their penis look smaller. I would say it like I am surprised but real matter of fact. Very few men are okay with hearing that their penis is small. If I wanted to have a little fun I could, in the middle of the blowjob start hacking like one is caught in my throat, maybe grab my neck, act like I am choking. I could call a nurse practioner and complain about a scratch in my throat (in front of you) and mention that I did have quite a chunk of hair in my throat and could this be the cause. It would depend on my mood. If we had plans in the evening I could seem bothered with my teeth and then ask everyone if there is a hair in between my teeth. Something humiliating yet funny.

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My issue is I can’t do/say any of these things to my kids. I mean, I have never even used the word pubes around them. Isn’t it better not to? I have mentioned hair enough times that they really aren’t getting it. It’s not like I can get a guy friend to have a man to man talk about it. This is a tough call. Having to be the mom and dad is a difficult. I have conquered the masturbation talk, the pornography talk, the sex toys talk, but this one I am a little stuck. Ahh! He took my eyebrow scissors to clip his nose hair. What if he does that? NO!I just don’t know.

 

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If anyone has any suggestions, please feel free to offer it. I know I will find a way but maybe there is a way I haven’t thought of. All I know is I don’t want to find pubes all over.

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