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Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

The Truth is it does!

As you know, I was not able to make Daytona so now I am aiming for Laughlin. Anybody have any extra room out there? Had a little car accident with an “asshole” that messed everything up! I have, however, been making my rounds and flashing my ass everywhere.

I LOVE my messages that are being sent to me. SO GREAT! and HYSTERICAL! Feel free to give me feedback on phrases. I’m trying to narrow them down.

I’m also hoping to hit http://www.adultcon.com at the end of this month and going try to hit the after party at Scores. That would be a blast. I have never been there but nothing is hotter than badass chicks on a pole.

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Procrastination leads to masturbation.

The Ask The AssGirl page wasn’t getting anything so I have removed it from my site.

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