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Kid Rock… A woman on a mission!

Kid Rock in Irvine, California, July, 2013.

Kid Rock in Irvine, California, July, 2013.



Everyone knows that the one person I would easily drop down to my knees for is Kid Rock.

He is one of my favorite performers and every year the highlight is attending his shows.

All of us “MidWest/EastCoast” fans carefully co-ordinate our purchase of tickets in order to get the best seats possible. After that.. I try to come up with what I want my shirt and boy shorts to say. A girl has to have a goal you know.

This year was no different. The show was AMAZING and BADASS! We found our way to front row (I can’t reveal all of my secrets) and I can honestly say, I would choose this event over an orgasm… hands down.

The design I decided to go with for the show

The design I decided to go with for the show

We planned well. Had a party bus and only allowed the most elite Kid Rock Fans to attend with us. We had a very strict criteria.

There was one thing I was intent on doing. I wanted to get TheAssGirl Flask on the stage. It was my mission. I packed my bag like I usually do. At the top of my bag I placed a large amount of condoms and vagina wipes. I find security won’t dig to deep when they see those. Stupidly, I didn’t fill the flask with JD. I had already filled up on that on the bus, we all did and emptied all the Fireball. Was there any problem getting thru? Absolutely not!

I could get into detail about his show but there is no point. If you love him, you know. If you don’t, whatever! I think the pics say it all.

Kid Rock concert in Irvine, CA

Kid Rock concert in Irvine, CA

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Whoop! There it is!

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Bow Down to TheAssGirl!

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My Ex Blows!

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Welcome to Happy Town!

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I LOVE this woman!

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Good Friends.. Great Times!

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My attempt at looking sexy

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Hey There Mister! Is that a bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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It’s tradition

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Before or After JD?

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Not one frown in this crowd!

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Acted like I thought he was Robert Plant

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That’s My Girl!

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Sex Does Trump All!

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Where’s Waldo?

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My HomeGirl and I

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He’s all we could afford 


I was considering this design

I was considering this design

My design  for my last Kid Rock Show

My design for my last Kid Rock Show

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