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Kid Rock… A woman on a mission!

Kid Rock in Irvine, California, July, 2013.

Kid Rock in Irvine, California, July, 2013.

KID ROCK… YOU CAN’T STOP ME!

 

Everyone knows that the one person I would easily drop down to my knees for is Kid Rock.

He is one of my favorite performers and every year the highlight is attending his shows.

All of us “MidWest/EastCoast” fans carefully . . . → Read More: Kid Rock… A woman on a mission!

Scott Weiland.. Crazy? But in a good way!

Meet & Greet at Viper Room

Like a Jack in the Box..You are excited anticipating the pop!

SCOTT WEILAND- WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?

I have seen Scott Weiland a few times in concert. Why you ask? There are these rare performers who once I see them on stage, I feel like they are “not . . . → Read More: Scott Weiland.. Crazy? But in a good way!

Blessing Of The Bikes May 4, 2014

Cooks Front

Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned!

May 4, 2014

I’m With The Band Tank Top

I'm With The Band - logo

Red tank top with the words I am with the band on the front in black lettering $19.95

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Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

Viper Room

Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral?

Loverboy Concert

Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door.

. . . → Read More: How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral?

Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Ladies Who Ride Event Poster

MUCHOS GRACIAS!

There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Pole Dancing Country Style | Men and Women Work The Pole

Man Spanking Self in Chaps

Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more.

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Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

Men Who Cry

My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

Band Aide Tank Top

Band Aide - logo

Grey tank top that says Band Aide in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Band Aide Tank Top

Guy Punches Girl, That’s Okay! No Big Deal!

man-punch-woman

Security? Serve and Protect? Ya OK!

 

Being in that 1% where if it has never happened, it will happen… to me or around me, isn’t always fun. I joke about it sometimes but last night was NOT funny. It was quite the opposite. It was meant to be a night full of fun . . . → Read More: Guy Punches Girl, That’s Okay! No Big Deal!

I’m Here For The Bassist Shirt

I'm Here Bassist - Copy

Grey t-shirt with the words, I’m here for the bassist on the front in red letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For The Bassist Shirt

I’m Here For The Guitarist Shirt

I'm Here Guitarist - Copy

Grey t-shirt with the words I’m here for the guitarist on the front in red for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For The Guitarist Shirt

I’m Here For the Singer Shirt

I'm Here Singer - Copy

Grey t-shirt with the words I’m here for the singer in red on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For the Singer Shirt

I’m Here For The Drummer Shirt

I'm Here Drummer - Copy

Grey t-shirt with the words, I’m just here for the drummer, in red letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For The Drummer Shirt

Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top

alcohol - Copy

Royal blue tank top with the words alcohol makes me a nicer person in black letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top

Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Rocker Chicks - logo

Blue tank top with Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks on the front in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Drunkorexic Shirt

Drunkarexic

Shirt with the word Drunkorexic on the front in white. In addition it states, My calories are for alcohol, not food. This is also in white $19.95 . . . → Read More: Drunkorexic Shirt

Concert Whore Tank Top

Concert whore

Black tank top with red vinyl letters that say concert whore for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Concert Whore Tank Top

Roadie T-Shirt

Roadie

Light grey t-shirt with the word Roadie in black on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Roadie T-Shirt