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Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

Viper Room

Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral?

Loverboy Concert

Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door.

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Kid Rock… A woman on a mission!

Kid Rock in Irvine, California, July, 2013.

KID ROCK… YOU CAN’T STOP ME!

 

Everyone knows that the one person I would easily drop down to my knees for is Kid Rock.

He is one of my favorite performers and every year the highlight is attending his shows.

All of us “MidWest/EastCoast” fans carefully . . . → Read More: Kid Rock… A woman on a mission!

Scott Weiland.. Crazy? But in a good way!

Like a Jack in the Box..You are excited anticipating the pop!

SCOTT WEILAND- WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?

I have seen Scott Weiland a few times in concert. Why you ask? There are these rare performers who once I see them on stage, I feel like they are “not . . . → Read More: Scott Weiland.. Crazy? But in a good way!

Blessing Of The Bikes May 4, 2014

Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned!

May 4, 2014

Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

Men Who Cry

My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

Pole Dancing Country Style | Men and Women Work The Pole

Man Spanking Self in Chaps

Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more.

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Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

Butt Cheeks And Leather

Now WHERE is the anal-anxieties from? Certainly not what you think immediately (that’s a whole other monthly blog!) more about me being PISSED with the judicial system. Not the petty crap like my ex owing me $320,000 in child support, not parking tickets, but the fact that because I have such incredibly bizarre situations always . . . → Read More: Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy

Rocking Out

My December Delights are pretty obvious by my pictures.

Matt Sorum

Being the concert whore that I am, these two were definitely my highlights! Kid Rock..private show at Malibu Inn and Camp Freddy at the Roxy. Both small venues..both kick ass! Everything about them..hot guys, entertaining selection of skanky chicks and me having enough . . . → Read More: Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy

50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Big Ass Big Bike

I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody…

Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Ladies Who Ride Event Poster

MUCHOS GRACIAS!

There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

I’m With The Band Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I am with the band on the front in black lettering $19.95

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Band Aide Tank Top

Grey tank top that says Band Aide in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Band Aide Tank Top

I’m Here For The Bassist Shirt

Grey t-shirt with the words, I’m here for the bassist on the front in red letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For The Bassist Shirt

I’m Here For The Guitarist Shirt

Grey t-shirt with the words I’m here for the guitarist on the front in red for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For The Guitarist Shirt

I’m Here For the Singer Shirt

Grey t-shirt with the words I’m here for the singer in red on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For the Singer Shirt

Roadie T-Shirt

Light grey t-shirt with the word Roadie in black on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Roadie T-Shirt

I’m Here For The Drummer Shirt

Grey t-shirt with the words, I’m just here for the drummer, in red letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here For The Drummer Shirt

Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top

Royal blue tank top with the words alcohol makes me a nicer person in black letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top

Guy Punches Girl, That’s Okay! No Big Deal!

Security? Serve and Protect? Ya OK!

 

Being in that 1% where if it has never happened, it will happen… to me or around me, isn’t always fun. I joke about it sometimes but last night was NOT funny. It was quite the opposite. It was meant to be a night full of fun . . . → Read More: Guy Punches Girl, That’s Okay! No Big Deal!

Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Blue tank top with Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks on the front in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Drunkorexic Shirt

Shirt with the word Drunkorexic on the front in white. In addition it states, My calories are for alcohol, not food. This is also in white $19.95 . . . → Read More: Drunkorexic Shirt

Concert Whore Tank Top

Black tank top with red vinyl letters that say concert whore for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Concert Whore Tank Top

Ladies Who Ride 2017

Make sure you click on A GLIMPSE for an amazing slideshow

To quote OCWeekly..On Aug. 20, somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 bikers turned up at Lifestyle Cycles, in Anaheim, and rode with the Lifestyle Cycles Riding Group to Cook’s Corner, in Trabuco Canyon, for the annual fundraiser for Breast Cancer Solutions. In addition to . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2017