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MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

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MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

www.cookscorners.com No explanation necessary here. Everyone knows I love the place and the people. Nuff said. www.lolashoetique.com Almost every day a new pair of shoes. Great prices. It’s my bedtime story before I go to sleep. I just admire the pics and blissfully close my eyes. www.vendorgirl.com Biker Warehouse..I couldn’t . . . → Read More: MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

Meat Inspector Tank Top

Meat Inspector Tank Top

White tank top with the words “Meat Inspector” printed on the front.  $19.95

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Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013!

Ladies Who Ride 2013!

I want to thank everyone who contributed one way or another to Ladies Who Ride 2013 at Cooks Corner. We had a fabulous crowd and raised $1000 MORE than last year! From the volunteers, to the bartenders, the band, the cooks, security, the models, hair and make-up people! It takes so . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013!

Closed For The Season Boyshort

Closed For The Season[/caption]White Boy Shorts with “Closed For The Season” written on the back of them. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Closed For The Season Boyshort

Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Ladies Who Ride Event Poster

MUCHOS GRACIAS!

There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Big Ass Big Bike

I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody…

Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

Ladies Who Ride Cooks Corner

FYI: Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you can just lay there

Well it’s a new month! I’m in a new place and I’m feeling pretty optimistic. Not quite sure why..I haven’t had that much to drink yet but hey..I’m running with it. I’m totally stoked for the Ladies Who Ride Event . . . → Read More: Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

Butt Cheeks And Leather

Now WHERE is the anal-anxieties from? Certainly not what you think immediately (that’s a whole other monthly blog!) more about me being PISSED with the judicial system. Not the petty crap like my ex owing me $320,000 in child support, not parking tickets, but the fact that because I have such incredibly bizarre situations always . . . → Read More: Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

TheAssGirl Hugging

I know! I know! Orgasms? How predictable! Trust me, being the scorpio I am, I tried desperately to come up with something else. I did not want to make it easy. I am a stubborn, pain in the ass (when I’m not wearing my…) Wait! What was I saying? Oh yea, orgasms. I thought about . . . → Read More: 2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

Tits On Bike

Morality? Gets in the way of fun? Nahh ! LOL. May cause a pause at times? Yea..probably. I scratch my brain and have more wine. I think morality is different for everyone. All I know is that the only person who can make you happy is yourself, so do whatever it is you want to . . . → Read More: Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

“WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean?

Male opinion vs female opinion The winner is….

“Whatever”. That’s my answer. Now can anyone actually tell me who won? Nope, didn’t think so. Whatever is right up there with the blinking smiley face you receive after a text. It’s saying, I am pretending to hear what you but am really too busy . . . → Read More: “WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean?

Blessing Of The Bikes May 4, 2014

Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned!

May 4, 2014

Prospect Onesie

White onesie with the word Prospect in red lettering on the front $14.95 . . . → Read More: Prospect Onesie

Biker Baby Onesie

White onesie with the words Biker Baby on the front in red lettering. Also available in black lettering for $14.95 . . . → Read More: Biker Baby Onesie

Hungover Tank Top

A teal colored tank top with the word Hungover on the front in black letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Hungover Tank Top

It Only Takes One Tongue Tank Top

A black tank with the words, It Only Takes One Tongue To Make This River Run in red letters for $19.95 ea. . . . → Read More: It Only Takes One Tongue Tank Top

LADIES WHO RIDE AUGUST 30, 2015!

Additional thanks to

Niko Marino Tattoo Extraordinnaire Julie Clinton Biker Wearhouse

 

Tisha Stephens Hair & Make Up Manager

 

TheAssGirl Booth will be there along with our annual fashion show! Special thanks to all of the models who donate their time and give up sleep to . . . → Read More: LADIES WHO RIDE AUGUST 30, 2015!

Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

Chili Cook Off June 21, 2014

TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD!

June 21, 2014

Concert for Homeless Veterans

Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him!

You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!

 

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Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

White baby onesie with red lettering that says Lactose Intolerant $14.95 . . . → Read More: Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt

Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95

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Ladies Who Ride 2017

Make sure you click on A GLIMPSE for an amazing slideshow

To quote OCWeekly..On Aug. 20, somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 bikers turned up at Lifestyle Cycles, in Anaheim, and rode with the Lifestyle Cycles Riding Group to Cook’s Corner, in Trabuco Canyon, for the annual fundraiser for Breast Cancer Solutions. In addition to . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2017