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Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013!

A Day to celebrate women and raise awareness for Breast Cancer

Ladies Who Ride 2013!

I want to thank everyone who contributed one way or another to Ladies Who Ride 2013 at Cooks Corner. We had a fabulous crowd and raised $1000 MORE than last year! From the volunteers, to the bartenders, the band, the cooks, security, the models, hair and make-up people! It takes so . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013!

Closed For The Season Boyshort

Closed For The Season

Closed For The Season[/caption]White Boy Shorts with “Closed For The Season” written on the back of them. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Closed For The Season Boyshort

“WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean?


Male opinion vs female opinion The winner is….

“Whatever”. That’s my answer. Now can anyone actually tell me who won? Nope, didn’t think so. Whatever is right up there with the blinking smiley face you receive after a text. It’s saying, I am pretending to hear what you but am really too busy . . . → Read More: “WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean?

Blessing Of The Bikes May 4, 2014

Cooks Front

Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned!

May 4, 2014

Meat Inspector Tank Top

Meat Inspector Tank Top

White tank top with the words “Meat Inspector” printed on the front.  $19.95

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Giving Finger

MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012 No explanation necessary here. Everyone knows I love the place and the people. Nuff said. Almost every day a new pair of shoes. Great prices. It’s my bedtime story before I go to sleep. I just admire the pics and blissfully close my eyes. Biker Warehouse..I couldn’t . . . → Read More: MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

Tits On Bike

Morality? Gets in the way of fun? Nahh ! LOL. May cause a pause at times? Yea..probably. I scratch my brain and have more wine. I think morality is different for everyone. All I know is that the only person who can make you happy is yourself, so do whatever it is you want to . . . → Read More: Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Big Ass Big Bike

I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody…

Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Ladies Who Ride Event Poster


There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Chili Cook Off June 21, 2014

Cooks Corner Trabuco Canyon, CA

TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD!

June 21, 2014

Concert for Homeless Veterans

Cooks Front

Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him!

You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!


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Biker Baby Onesie

Biker Baby-Logo

White onesie with the words Biker Baby on the front in red lettering. Also available in black lettering for $14.95 . . . → Read More: Biker Baby Onesie

Hungover Tank Top


A teal colored tank top with the word Hungover on the front in black letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Hungover Tank Top

It Only Takes One Tongue Tank Top

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A black tank with the words, It Only Takes One Tongue To Make This River Run in red letters for $19.95 ea. . . . → Read More: It Only Takes One Tongue Tank Top

Prospect Onesie

Prospect Onesie-logo

White onesie with the word Prospect in red lettering on the front $14.95 . . . → Read More: Prospect Onesie



Additional thanks to

Niko Marino Tattoo Extraordinnaire Julie Clinton Biker Wearhouse


Tisha Stephens Hair & Make Up Manager


TheAssGirl Booth will be there along with our annual fashion show! Special thanks to all of the models who donate their time and give up sleep to . . . → Read More: LADIES WHO RIDE AUGUST 30, 2015!

Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

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White baby onesie with red lettering that says Lactose Intolerant $14.95 . . . → Read More: Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt

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Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95

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Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014



A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

Ladies Who Ride 2017

Ladies 2017

Make sure you click on A GLIMPSE for an amazing slideshow

To quote OCWeekly..On Aug. 20, somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 bikers turned up at Lifestyle Cycles, in Anaheim, and rode with the Lifestyle Cycles Riding Group to Cook’s Corner, in Trabuco Canyon, for the annual fundraiser for Breast Cancer Solutions. In addition to . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2017