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Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

Red Scarlet Woman t-shirt for $19.95 ea It has a cropped, flowy fit . . . → Read More: Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

One Shady Motherfucker Tank Top

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Booze Hound Tank Top

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Concert Whore Tank Top

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Anyone can be a bitch I am a crazy bitch Tank Top

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If your penis is small I will tell everyone Tank Top

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Pretentious Boy Shorts

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Queen B Boy Shorts

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Blog to Check Out! www.Justfortheride.com

I’ve been enjoying this blog. She captures the fun in riding and mentioned me in one.

Yes! I got stoked! She thought it was hilarious. I must quote:

…..The assgirl booth is HILARIOUS!! Everything you’ve ever secretly thought but never said out loud (and some even too risqué for me to repeat) screenprinted on t . . . → Read More: Blog to Check Out! www.Justfortheride.com

I’m A Field Of Dreams Tank Top

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Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

Ass Girl Plates

Scene

A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

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Call Me A Slut… Like I Care!

Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong!

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You’re Not Worthy Tank Top

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DP Sunday No Early Entry Tank Top

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As Slutty As I Wanna Be Tank Top

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Wine Junkie Tank Top

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You Say Whore Like It’s A Bad Thing Tank Top

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Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top

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Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Tank Top

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Men Are For Exercise Not Relationships Tank Top

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Roadie T-Shirt

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Super Cali Swagilistic Sexy Hella Dopeness Black T-Shirt

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Fucking Furious T-Shirt

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Head On Down To Puss Town Tank Top

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Hungover Tank Top

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No Glocks Just Cocks T-Shirt

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Unstable Boy Shorts

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Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

Could our maternal instinct be our Achilles heel? Think about it. I am not saying it tied to mother’s necessarily, even though historically that is what they say. I am talking about the instinct. There are many women out there who don’t have this. A man can have it. Sex doesn’t mater. I know a . . . → Read More: Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

It Only Takes One Tongue Tank Top

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Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego

Lately anytime I am ready to write a blog about something I make the mistake of checking Yahoo first. There always seems to be a political story or tragic happening that instantaneously changes my mood. My humor and sarcasm get thrown out the door and I am not able to get back to taking things . . . → Read More: Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego