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With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look. A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??  Leave a comment  S&M  Ass, AssGirl, BDSM, boy shorts, cock, dick, Domestic Discipline, Freaky, Fuck, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, S&M, sex, spamking, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
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Being in that 1% where if it has never happened, it will happen… to me or around me, isn’t always fun. I joke about it sometimes but last night was NOT funny. It was quite the opposite. It was meant to be a night full of fun . . . → Read More: Guy Punches Girl, That’s Okay! No Big Deal! 
I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with. This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously! 
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Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late! 
Male opinion vs female opinion The winner is…. “Whatever”. That’s my answer. Now can anyone actually tell me who won? Nope, didn’t think so. Whatever is right up there with the blinking smiley face you receive after a text. It’s saying, I am pretending to hear what you but am really too busy . . . → Read More: “WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean? 
I HATE those Carrot Danglers! Take a look at my picture. See the ass? See the ass dangling the carrot? That is pretty much how I visualize this category of men in real life.. You know the guy. The guy who has money so he feels he is entitled to being treated better . . . → Read More: Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers! 
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I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM…. Leave a comment The Vag Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, clitoris, cock, dick, Freaky, Fuck, Meditation, men, naughty, OM, Orgasm, Pole, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, S Factor, Sensory, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him! You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!
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I have come up with a ridiculous plan that I think could work! It could save marriages and/or at a minimum, expand your sex horizons! When I got divorced, I wasn’t terribly worried about the dating scene. I mean, it’s just like riding a bike ;). It will all come back to you. I . . . → Read More: Adopt The Seven Year Ditch! 
If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen in red lettering on a black top $19.95 . . . → Read More: If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top 
A grey t-shirt with the words Wasn’t Me on the front in black lettering $19.95 . . . → Read More: Wasn’t Me T-Shirt 
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Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we? Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference. I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet? 
I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU? 
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Don’t be left clueless at the party! Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson Leave a comment The Vag 2016, adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, bear, Bottom, boy shorts, clock, dairy Queen, dick, drag, drag queen, felch, fishy, fruit fly, gold star, kai kai, kiki, LGBT, men, naughty, otters, party, pillow princess, platinum, PNP, queen, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rice queen, sex, side, size queen, slampiece, spilling the tea, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, top, tshirts, twink, unicorn, vers, WeHo 
It’s Valentine’s Day and my oldest is wallowing around the house, depressed about not having a Valentine. He is the “Never Been Kissed” Drew Barrymore. Still believes that if he could just meet that special someone, he will live happily ever after. No matter how many times I try to explain that relationships are not . . . → Read More: Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me! 
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