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Hangover Cure – Party Pill

Party smart? Who wants to do that?

There I was at Sprouts getting ready to check out and I see it.. A pill for $1.99 that will help prevent a hangover. I have been looking for something like this all of my life. I really could have used it in my twenties (a couple years ago). For that price, I decided to . . . → Read More: Hangover Cure – Party Pill

PRIDE Lubricant

Lubricant for The Cause

Lubricant for the Cause by Nature Labs LLC

 

When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant

AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712!

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I am going big this year. Everyone has seen me at this event, handing out freebies, promoting, drinking, dancing, promoting, drinking… It was time for the big leap. This year TheAssGirl will have a booth and be selling product in The Joint. I started with a table but a booth became available so I grabbed . . . → Read More: AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712!

The Dildo Dr.

Great Promotional Products

There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.

Semen taste yucky?

Yumm?

One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky?

Adult Novelty Expo

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While at the Adult Novelty Expo in Vegas I received alot of requests to review products. Samples were being offered to me left and right. We all know I will try anything once and the idea of a breath spray to get your libido in overdrive? Well how could I not?? The only catch..I agreed . . . → Read More: Adult Novelty Expo

Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

It's Official

SELL!! SELL!!

I’M TRYING!!

Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. Could . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

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White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

The Bride To Be Tank Top

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White tank top with bride to be written on the front in red letters along with a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bride To Be Tank Top

The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

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White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bitchy Bridesmaid-logo

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Slutty Bridesmaid-logo

White tank top with red lettering and black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Alcoholic Bridesmaid-logo

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Crazy Bridesmaid-Logo

White Tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

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White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Maid With No Honor Tank Top

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White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Maid With No Honor Tank Top