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Semen taste yucky?

One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples.  I found this product pretty intriguing.  The concept is good, bad tasting semen.  This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it is supposed to give it the flavor that you chose. There is strawberry, chocolate, highly recommended mango and watermelon. I got chocolate and mango.


I am not quite sure how you could be subtle and unwrap this item, place it on your tongue when you know Romeo is about to blow.  It could certainly cause a delay.  I couldn’t try the chocolate.  It gives me a headache but I did have a willing friend.  As soon as she put it on the tongue she tried to spit it out.  She said it was terrible.  She compared it to finding an old cheap chocolate bunny after many years and then taking a bite.  Not good.  I gave the mango a try.  They were pushing this one as the favorite.  I don’t really eat mango straight as a fruit, more in a smoothie.  This did not taste good to me.  It was pretty bad.  Perhaps because I have never really had a complaint about the taste of semen this wasn’t anything I wanted to try again.  I will say that after placing it on my tongue, the last thing I wanted to do was give a blowjob.  I wanted to find something to eat to get the taste out of my mouth.

This is the thing.. Maybe people who do not like the taste of semen will prefer to use this so I don’t feel like I can give it a thumbs down. I guess, if you hate semen, give it a try.  I will say the mango did smell a lot better than the chocolate.  The other flavors may be tastier.  It is up to you.  If curious visit the Masque website and give it a try.  What have you got to lose??

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