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I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

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I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

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Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

Ass Girl Plates

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A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

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Call Me A Slut… Like I Care!

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Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong!

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Size Matters Shirt

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White sheer top with the words Size Matters on the front $19.95

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Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

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Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we?

Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference.

I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

My … Is Bigger Than His! T-Shirt

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White T-shirt that has in blue lettering My (picture of rooster) is Bigger Than His with an arrow.

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Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

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I’m sitting here watching this stereotypical movie and it has come to time where the woman interprets something incorrectly. It is making me want to throw things at it. She assumes the worse and the “romantic partner/boyfriend”, will apparently be so stunned by the confrontation, that he is speechless, thereby leaving a huge miscommunication. I . . . → Read More: Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

2016 LGBT Language Lesson

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Don’t be left clueless at the party!

Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson

One Shady Motherfucker Tank Top

One Shady Motherfucker

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Concert Whore Tank Top

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You Say Whore Like It’s A Bad Thing Tank Top

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These Lips Weren’t Made For Talking Tank

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I’m Tired Of Being The Bitch With A Dick Tank Top

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Unstable Boy Shorts

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No Glocks Just Cocks T-Shirt

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If your penis is small I will tell everyone Tank Top

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As Slutty As I Wanna Be Tank Top

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Wine Junkie Tank Top

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Suck My Dick Shirt

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