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What am I up to now you ask? A couple people I care about have recently found out their child has autism. They have a long, stressful road ahead of them but I want them to know that there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. THE JOYS OF AUTISM When my oldest was . . . → Read More: The Joys Of Autism | Mom Look What I Can Do!  Leave a comment  Sex Blog  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, autism, boy shorts, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, mother, motherhood, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door. . . . → Read More: How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral? Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, blowjobs, booty calls, boy shorts, Concert, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, oral, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes! Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cock, Daddy Issues, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Gay, LGBT, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, pride, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, red, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show 
Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”. Our Current Dates Available For Hire: Your Valentines Date As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire 
PICK ME!! THINK TRAFFIC! It’s Saturday night and I’m scrambling. I want to win this contest with Think Traffic. If you aren’t familiar with it, I will fill you in if I win, otherwise you’re on your own. They need me to write something about why I should win this Mentorship for a year. With . . . → Read More: Pick me!! Think Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, indoor skydiving, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, def leppard, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, flirt, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, player, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rock n roll, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more. [nggallery id=17] 
Favorite Phrase I Have Used This Month: I am ALL about customer service! Just talk to any of the men I have slept with. It is my birthday month so I have taken a few days to come up with a theme. Too busy being self-absorbed in my increasing age, inability to continue to lose . . . → Read More: Nooners In November | Good Customer Service Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dress up, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, halloween, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I know! I know! Orgasms? How predictable! Trust me, being the scorpio I am, I tried desperately to come up with something else. I did not want to make it easy. I am a stubborn, pain in the ass (when I’m not wearing my…) Wait! What was I saying? Oh yea, orgasms. I thought about . . . → Read More: 2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs Leave a comment The Vag adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, condoms, Cooks Corner, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, home rooms, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Orgasm, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
My December Delights are pretty obvious by my pictures. Matt Sorum Being the concert whore that I am, these two were definitely my highlights! Kid Rock..private show at Malibu Inn and Camp Freddy at the Roxy. Both small venues..both kick ass! Everything about them..hot guys, entertaining selection of skanky chicks and me having enough . . . → Read More: Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, heels, men, naughty, party, rainbow bar, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, rock n roll, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whixky go-go 
I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dildo, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, vodka 
Morality? Gets in the way of fun? Nahh ! LOL. May cause a pause at times? Yea..probably. I scratch my brain and have more wine. I think morality is different for everyone. All I know is that the only person who can make you happy is yourself, so do whatever it is you want to . . . → Read More: Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
WARNING! WARNING! What is going on? What is with the urgent message? WTF? I am sorry to have to interrupt your Friday evening escapades but I received a phone call that was very upsetting to me. A dear friend called me very distraut. She was inconsolable. What happened? She explained…OH NO! Not again! I became . . . → Read More: Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, safety first, sex, shooter, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t. So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone I . . . → Read More: Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car! 
White tank top with the words “Emotionally Unavailable” printed on the front. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Emotionally Unavailable Tank Top 
I HATE those Carrot Danglers! Take a look at my picture. See the ass? See the ass dangling the carrot? That is pretty much how I visualize this category of men in real life.. You know the guy. The guy who has money so he feels he is entitled to being treated better . . . → Read More: Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers! 
Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late! 
White baby onesie with red lettering that says Lactose Intolerant $14.95 . . . → Read More: Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie! 
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014 Leave a comment Events Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, cougar trophy, cum, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Flask, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Keep Calm, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, Money Maker, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Shut Up, Shut Up I wear heels bigger than your dick, Single moms, slut, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Could our maternal instinct be our Achilles heel? Think about it. I am not saying it tied to mother’s necessarily, even though historically that is what they say. I am talking about the instinct. There are many women out there who don’t have this. A man can have it. Sex doesn’t mater. I know a . . . → Read More: Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel? 
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Friends Forever There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners! 
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Hello Ass Girl, I seem to have problems detecting when a girl wants to bump uglies with me. I am really shy, and can’t seem to pull the trigger. How do I know – what should I look for? or maybe I shouldn’t care? Thanks, Michael from Denver #RatedRaunchy Dearest Michael, First of all, . . . → Read More: How Do I Know When A Girl Wants To Bump Uglies? 
One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky? 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth 
Years ago I was on a really bad date at Billys in Newport Beach. I tried to drink enough to drown out the lame conversation I was submitting myself to. It was hopeless until… Paul Walker walked into the room. You could feel how every woman in the room stopped breathing for a second, then . . . → Read More: Thank You Paul Walker! 
Basic Rules of Women I was watching the ending to “Liar, Liar”, where Jim Carrey is riding this stair cart trying to catch up with the plane his ex and son were on and I’m thinking, “This is EXACTLY why men and women have so many problems!”. Here is this sad situation and we . . . → Read More: The Basic Rules of Women 
Lately anytime I am ready to write a blog about something I make the mistake of checking Yahoo first. There always seems to be a political story or tragic happening that instantaneously changes my mood. My humor and sarcasm get thrown out the door and I am not able to get back to taking things . . . → Read More: Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego |
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