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Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

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I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t.

So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone I told, but it’s true!

I was pushing on the brake and my car accelerated! I turn the car on and the engine started revving, without me putting my foot on the pedal!

Ford Denies Problem With Braking System

I went on the National Transportation site and I read that this is not only happening to me. It is happening to a lot of people. They are crashing but Ford denies a problem. It isn’t just the Mustangs, it’s the 500s, the Freestyles, etc. Once I found this out I started to let others know, I wasn’t insane. “My car used to do that”. “Was it a Ford?” “Nope”. “What did you do?” “I sold it”. Isn’t this something I should have known about? My car drives by itself!

I am glad I went on the site because I have seen how much money people have spent trying to find a fix but can’t. They are spending thousands of dollars! My repair friend said that without the engine light on, it is a guessing game. Ford denies ever hearing there is a problem but there are a ton of complaints on the site. Wtf? This is some crazy shit. I posted my complaint, and signed up for future notice of recalls. This however, according to Ford, is not happening. I am sharing this because it’s a little scary.

Ladies, everyone!, go to the site and sign up. Read about your vehicle so you can see that perhaps you are not the only insane person.

I just feel bad for being a bitch to those people who wait like 3 feet behind cars at lights. Now I think they could be doing it because they are having the same problem. It would be weird though if I pulled up to them, pointed at the gap, and was like “Does your car drive by itself also?” That might put the crazy back.

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