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DoucheBags Cockblock All The Nice Guys

The DoucheBags Around The World Are Ruining The Chances Of The Nice Guys!

Instructions: Every time you read the read DoucheBag do a shot

Now I am not sure if it is technology or not these days but it seems to me that on social media/the internet, the population of douchebags seems never ending. Were . . . → Read More: DoucheBags Cockblock All The Nice Guys

Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers!

 

I HATE those Carrot Danglers!

Take a look at my picture. See the ass? See the ass dangling the carrot? That is pretty much how I visualize this category of men in real life..

You know the guy. The guy who has money so he feels he is entitled to being treated better . . . → Read More: Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers!

I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?