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MUCHOS GRACIAS! There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free! I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos  Leave a comment  Events  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, Breast Cancer, cock, Concert, Cooks Corner, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Fashion, Fundraiser, Ladies who ride, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody… Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord Leave a comment S&M 50 Shades, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Biker, boy shorts, cock, Concert, Cooks Corner, Daddy Issues, drink a beer, Fashion, harley, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rock n roll, S&M, Shut Up, Single moms, spanking, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more. [nggallery id=17] 
My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, def leppard, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, flirt, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, player, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rock n roll, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, franky perez, Freaky, Fuck, Hollywood, I Love naked men who don't talk, LA, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whisky go-go 
SELL!! SELL!! I’M TRYING!! Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. Could . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo Leave a comment Events adult clothes, adult shirts, ane, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, Big Dick, bitch, booth, boy shorts, drink a beer, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, las vegas, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
One night (drinking) I was hanging with a gf..drinking some tequila(Jose’ I’m broke so the shitty stuff but tolerable in a one up kind of situation) we decided to go on Plenty of Fish and make a post. Not a usual post but a “Two For One Blue Plate Special”. IT WAS AWESOME! We . . . → Read More: Two For One Blue Plate Special | What Do Guys Really Want? 
Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh? NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot 
I know! I know! Orgasms? How predictable! Trust me, being the scorpio I am, I tried desperately to come up with something else. I did not want to make it easy. I am a stubborn, pain in the ass (when I’m not wearing my…) Wait! What was I saying? Oh yea, orgasms. I thought about . . . → Read More: 2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs Leave a comment The Vag adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, condoms, Cooks Corner, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, home rooms, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Orgasm, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Now WHERE is the anal-anxieties from? Certainly not what you think immediately (that’s a whole other monthly blog!) more about me being PISSED with the judicial system. Not the petty crap like my ex owing me $320,000 in child support, not parking tickets, but the fact that because I have such incredibly bizarre situations always . . . → Read More: Anal Anxieties | Strap It On 
Favorite Phrase I Have Used This Month: I am ALL about customer service! Just talk to any of the men I have slept with. It is my birthday month so I have taken a few days to come up with a theme. Too busy being self-absorbed in my increasing age, inability to continue to lose . . . → Read More: Nooners In November | Good Customer Service Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dress up, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, halloween, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
My December Delights are pretty obvious by my pictures. Matt Sorum Being the concert whore that I am, these two were definitely my highlights! Kid Rock..private show at Malibu Inn and Camp Freddy at the Roxy. Both small venues..both kick ass! Everything about them..hot guys, entertaining selection of skanky chicks and me having enough . . . → Read More: Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, heels, men, naughty, party, rainbow bar, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, rock n roll, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whixky go-go 
I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dildo, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, vodka 
WTF? – Why is it okay to brake and let a woman cross in front of you but when you do it for a man, they get all weird about it. Almost embarrassed. – An extremely large man riding a sportster (or scooter). Just doesn’t look right. – How do you get the name Dick . . . → Read More: What The Fuck 2012? How Do You Get Dick From Richard? 
Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd. Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, birthday, boy shorts, drink a beer, Fashion, Hollywood, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, rainbow bar, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, roxy, Shut Up, Single moms, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room 
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014 Leave a comment Events Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, cougar trophy, cum, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Flask, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Keep Calm, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, Money Maker, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Shut Up, Shut Up I wear heels bigger than your dick, Single moms, slut, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95 . . . → Read More: I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt 
Scene A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky. Guy Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is…. Girl . . . → Read More: Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink 
Royal blue tank top with the words alcohol makes me a nicer person in black letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Alcohol Makes Me A Nicer Person Tank Top 
Grey t-shirt with the words Smart Ass on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Smart Ass Shirt 
TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD! June 21, 2014 
Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned! May 4, 2014 
One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky? 
White tank top with the words “If I Can Drink A Beer And Suck Your Dick It’s Too Small” printed on the front. $19.95 . . . → Read More: If I Can Drink A Beer And Suck Your Dick It’s Too Small Tank Top 
Basic Rules of Women I was watching the ending to “Liar, Liar”, where Jim Carrey is riding this stair cart trying to catch up with the plane his ex and son were on and I’m thinking, “This is EXACTLY why men and women have so many problems!”. Here is this sad situation and we . . . → Read More: The Basic Rules of Women 
There I was at Sprouts getting ready to check out and I see it.. A pill for $1.99 that will help prevent a hangover. I have been looking for something like this all of my life. I really could have used it in my twenties (a couple years ago). For that price, I decided to . . . → Read More: Hangover Cure – Party Pill 
How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting 
Make sure you click on A GLIMPSE for an amazing slideshow To quote OCWeekly..On Aug. 20, somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 bikers turned up at Lifestyle Cycles, in Anaheim, and rode with the Lifestyle Cycles Riding Group to Cook’s Corner, in Trabuco Canyon, for the annual fundraiser for Breast Cancer Solutions. In addition to . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2017 2 comments Events adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Biker, biker babes, Biker Warehouse, biker wearhouse, bitch, boy shorts, cabaret con-sensual, Concert, Cooks Corner, cougrzz rock, drink a beer, Ladies who ride, Lifestyle cycles, More Than No, naughty, novelty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, rock n roll, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts |
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