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How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral?

Loverboy Concert

Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door.

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The Joys Of Autism | Mom Look What I Can Do!

Bankrupt Films Water Bottle

What am I up to now you ask? A couple people I care about have recently found out their child has autism. They have a long, stressful road ahead of them but I want them to know that there may be some unexpected surprises along the way.

THE JOYS OF AUTISM

When my oldest was . . . → Read More: The Joys Of Autism | Mom Look What I Can Do!

Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

Gay Men Love These Shoes!

I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

Men Who Cry

My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

Pole Dancing Country Style | Men and Women Work The Pole

Man Spanking Self in Chaps

Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more.

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2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

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I know! I know! Orgasms? How predictable! Trust me, being the scorpio I am, I tried desperately to come up with something else. I did not want to make it easy. I am a stubborn, pain in the ass (when I’m not wearing my…) Wait! What was I saying? Oh yea, orgasms. I thought about . . . → Read More: 2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Stocking Stuffers

I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

Ladies Who Ride Event Poster

MUCHOS GRACIAS!

There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Hot Stripper Play

BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!!

It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!

Love Naked Men Who Dont Talk Panties

I’m hoping everyone had a wonderful holiday and didn’t empty their xanax bottle (those babies can be hard to get). I’m still preparing for the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas.

During my holiday I contemplated my goals for the New Year. I thought about making some changes..maybe it was time to try dating again. HUGE mistake! . . . → Read More: Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!

Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

Friends Forever

Friends Forever

There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

O Meditation

I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

LADIES WHO RIDE AUGUST 30, 2015!

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Additional thanks to

Niko Marino Tattoo Extraordinnaire Julie Clinton Biker Wearhouse

 

Tisha Stephens Hair & Make Up Manager

 

TheAssGirl Booth will be there along with our annual fashion show! Special thanks to all of the models who donate their time and give up sleep to . . . → Read More: LADIES WHO RIDE AUGUST 30, 2015!

Look.. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick Tank Top

Just Keep Walking

White tank with “Look! I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick” in black $19.95 . . . → Read More: Look.. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick Tank Top

Thank You Paul Walker!

He changed my life and doesn't even know it!

Years ago I was on a really bad date at Billys in Newport Beach. I tried to drink enough to drown out the lame conversation I was submitting myself to. It was hopeless until…

Paul Walker walked into the room. You could feel how every woman in the room stopped breathing for a second, then . . . → Read More: Thank You Paul Walker!

Must Be This Size For Me To Ride

Must Be This Size For Me To Ride

Must Be This Size For Me To Ride tanktop $19.95. . . . → Read More: Must Be This Size For Me To Ride

Shut Up! I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick Boy Short

Shut Up! I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick Panties

White boyshort panties with Shut Up! I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick on back. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Shut Up! I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick Boy Short

Pole-litically Incorrect Tank Top

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Pink tank top with the words pole-litically incorrect on the front in red lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Pole-litically Incorrect Tank Top