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You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth

When you talk it makes it worse!

When you talk it makes it worse!

I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth

The Basic Rules of Women

One of our favorite positions

Basic Rules of Women

I was watching the ending to “Liar, Liar”, where Jim Carrey is riding this stair cart trying to catch up with the plane his ex and son were on and I’m thinking, “This is EXACTLY why men and women have so many problems!”. Here is this sad situation and we . . . → Read More: The Basic Rules of Women

Transformation 2013!

I wonder if I walk around with this on my mouth, will anyone say anything?

There is nothing in this post on sex so men, you may want to go to another post.

You only live once. That’s my motto to live by so I like to try everything once. I have a great friend who is a Physician Associate in Aesthetic Medicine. I overheard her asking our mutual friend . . . → Read More: Transformation 2013!

Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

What you see is not what you get!

Stereotyping will get you a sandwich!

I am surrounded by morons.

I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

The Dildo Dr.

Great Promotional Products

There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.

From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!!

It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.

Two Girls Smelling Pink Roses

Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.

Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Your Valentines Date

Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”.

Our Current Dates Available For Hire:

Your Valentines Date

As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

THE RULES FOR DATING A SINGLE MOM

Single Mom Pole Dancer

 

Single mothers are a special type of woman and should be treated as such

 

There are many men out there who have no idea where they went wrong, while dating a single mother. In particular, if they have no children. You have no idea, even though you think you do, what it is . . . → Read More: THE RULES FOR DATING A SINGLE MOM

Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

I’m Tired Of Being The Bitch With A Dick Tank Top

Tired Bitch With A Dick

Black spaghetti strap tank top with the words I’m Tired Of Being A Bitch With A Dick in red letters on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Tired Of Being The Bitch With A Dick Tank Top

A Little Crazy Goes A Long Way Tank Top

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Black spaghetti strap tank top with the words A Little Crazy Goes A Long Way on the front in red letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: A Little Crazy Goes A Long Way Tank Top

Smart Ass Shirt

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Grey t-shirt with the words Smart Ass on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Smart Ass Shirt

Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Tank Top

Shut Up&Buy

Grey tank top with the words shut up and buy me a drink in red letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Tank Top

There’s A Good Chance I Am Going To Snap Tank Top

Theres a good chance

Dark grey tank top with the words there is a good chance I am going to snap in red letters on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: There’s A Good Chance I Am Going To Snap Tank Top

I Love My Single Life Top

I love my single

Black tank top with the words I Love My Single Life written on the front in red for $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Love My Single Life Top

I Am A Nasty Woman Tank Top

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A washed black tank top with the words I am A Nasty Woman in white letters on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I Am A Nasty Woman Tank Top

If You Are Too Cheap To Buy Me A Drink Tank Top

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Red tank top with the words If You Are Too Cheap To Buy Me A Drink You Are Too Cheap To Fuck in black letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: If You Are Too Cheap To Buy Me A Drink Tank Top

Suck My Dick Shirt

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Grey shirt with the words Suck My Dick on the front in red letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Suck My Dick Shirt