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BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!! It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles  Leave a comment  Sex Blog  abbey, adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, bitch, boy shorts, Daddy Issues, dick, Freaky, Fuck, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Single moms, stripper, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes! Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cock, Daddy Issues, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Gay, LGBT, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, pride, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, red, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd. Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, birthday, boy shorts, drink a beer, Fashion, Hollywood, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, rainbow bar, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, roxy, Shut Up, Single moms, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room 
Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”. Our Current Dates Available For Hire: Your Valentines Date As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire 
There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that! Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr. 
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WTF? – Why is it okay to brake and let a woman cross in front of you but when you do it for a man, they get all weird about it. Almost embarrassed. – An extremely large man riding a sportster (or scooter). Just doesn’t look right. – How do you get the name Dick . . . → Read More: What The Fuck 2012? How Do You Get Dick From Richard? 
Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, franky perez, Freaky, Fuck, Hollywood, I Love naked men who don't talk, LA, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whisky go-go 
MUCHOS GRACIAS! There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free! I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos Leave a comment Events adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, Breast Cancer, cock, Concert, Cooks Corner, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Fashion, Fundraiser, Ladies who ride, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody… Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord Leave a comment S&M 50 Shades, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Biker, boy shorts, cock, Concert, Cooks Corner, Daddy Issues, drink a beer, Fashion, harley, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rock n roll, S&M, Shut Up, Single moms, spanking, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more. [nggallery id=17] 
My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, def leppard, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, flirt, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, player, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rock n roll, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
SELL!! SELL!! I’M TRYING!! Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. Could . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo Leave a comment Events adult clothes, adult shirts, ane, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, Big Dick, bitch, booth, boy shorts, drink a beer, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, las vegas, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door. . . . → Read More: How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral? Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, blowjobs, booty calls, boy shorts, Concert, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, oral, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth 
Basic Rules of Women I was watching the ending to “Liar, Liar”, where Jim Carrey is riding this stair cart trying to catch up with the plane his ex and son were on and I’m thinking, “This is EXACTLY why men and women have so many problems!”. Here is this sad situation and we . . . → Read More: The Basic Rules of Women 
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Black spaghetti strap tank top with the words I’m Tired Of Being A Bitch With A Dick in red letters on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Tired Of Being The Bitch With A Dick Tank Top 
Black spaghetti strap tank top with the words A Little Crazy Goes A Long Way on the front in red letters for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: A Little Crazy Goes A Long Way Tank Top 
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Stereotyping will get you a sandwich! I am surrounded by morons. I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K! 
There is nothing in this post on sex so men, you may want to go to another post. You only live once. That’s my motto to live by so I like to try everything once. I have a great friend who is a Physician Associate in Aesthetic Medicine. I overheard her asking our mutual friend . . . → Read More: Transformation 2013! 
Single mothers are a special type of woman and should be treated as such
There are many men out there who have no idea where they went wrong, while dating a single mother. In particular, if they have no children. You have no idea, even though you think you do, what it is . . . → Read More: THE RULES FOR DATING A SINGLE MOM 
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014 Leave a comment Events Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, cougar trophy, cum, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Flask, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Keep Calm, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, Money Maker, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Shut Up, Shut Up I wear heels bigger than your dick, Single moms, slut, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
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Lately anytime I am ready to write a blog about something I make the mistake of checking Yahoo first. There always seems to be a political story or tragic happening that instantaneously changes my mood. My humor and sarcasm get thrown out the door and I am not able to get back to taking things . . . → Read More: Eavesdrop On True Convos Between Women Part 1.. The Male Ego |
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