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Favorite Phrase I Have Used This Month: I am ALL about customer service! Just talk to any of the men I have slept with. It is my birthday month so I have taken a few days to come up with a theme. Too busy being self-absorbed in my increasing age, inability to continue to lose . . . → Read More: Nooners In November | Good Customer Service  Leave a comment  Sex Blog  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dress up, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, halloween, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I know! I know! Orgasms? How predictable! Trust me, being the scorpio I am, I tried desperately to come up with something else. I did not want to make it easy. I am a stubborn, pain in the ass (when I’m not wearing my…) Wait! What was I saying? Oh yea, orgasms. I thought about . . . → Read More: 2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs Leave a comment The Vag adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, condoms, Cooks Corner, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, home rooms, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Orgasm, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
My December Delights are pretty obvious by my pictures. Matt Sorum Being the concert whore that I am, these two were definitely my highlights! Kid Rock..private show at Malibu Inn and Camp Freddy at the Roxy. Both small venues..both kick ass! Everything about them..hot guys, entertaining selection of skanky chicks and me having enough . . . → Read More: Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, heels, men, naughty, party, rainbow bar, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, rock n roll, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whixky go-go 
I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dildo, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, Fuck, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, vodka 
WARNING! WARNING! What is going on? What is with the urgent message? WTF? I am sorry to have to interrupt your Friday evening escapades but I received a phone call that was very upsetting to me. A dear friend called me very distraut. She was inconsolable. What happened? She explained…OH NO! Not again! I became . . . → Read More: Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, safety first, sex, shooter, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Morality? Gets in the way of fun? Nahh ! LOL. May cause a pause at times? Yea..probably. I scratch my brain and have more wine. I think morality is different for everyone. All I know is that the only person who can make you happy is yourself, so do whatever it is you want to . . . → Read More: Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts |
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