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Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

Scene

A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

Of course! I never turn down a free drink. Thanks.

Guy

No problem. I haven’t been out in like 20 years. I was raising my daughter. I raised her all by myself. No body helped me. It was all me. She is getting married. I already have the money to pay for her wedding. Now I am saving up for a nice car. I nevver had a nice car. I spent all my money on taking care of my daughter. Not that I have no money. I have plenty of money. I just never had a nice car. I deserve a nice car.

Girl

That’s great. Good for you

Guy

Ya. It’s been like 20 years. I have no idea how to even talk to women. I spent all of my time raising my daughter

 

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