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Massage By Juliana – Mention TheAssGirl for a DEAL!

I carry a lot of tension. I mean my shoulders and neck are tighter than a virgin’s vagina. It’s just where I carry my stress.

My birthday was approaching so I decided to go big. Yes big! I bought a Living Social voucher for a massage, a deep tissue massage. I prefer them. For some reason I figure if it is causing me pain then it is doing the job. It will be worth it.


neck massage

Juliana Lozano is located in Huntington Beach at the corner of Brookhurst and Adams. She has her own room in HB Beauty Supply & Salon. It isn’t the fanciest place. It isn’t the most aestetically pleasing place but once I was on the table, it didn’t matter. She was phenominal. There was soft tunes and pain. Deep kneeding and working hard on my muscles, I could tell she knew what she was doing. It was an hour long. The moment it was done, I knew I would feel better the next day or so. She was that good.

I asked her about referrals. She stated that she would honor special pricing for people I have sent. What is this amazing deal I am sharing with you?

Contact Juliana at 714-392-6944 or email juliana@massagebyjuliana   Tell her you were referred by Diana, TheAssGirl, and she will onnly charge you $30 for an hour. Yes.. $30. You know that can’t be beat and it is more than worth the price. Let her know if you want deep tissue, swedish, a specific problem area… She will take care of you. All I asking is that you tip her well and recommend her to your friends if you loved it. Not too much!




Juliana Lozano  10090 Adams Ave  Huntington Beach, CA  92646   714-392-6944

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