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Myth #3: Sex Number. No one is ever honest on this one

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Cut men’s number in half and triple the women’s.

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The only time I believe in the power of attraction is when I buy XL condoms!

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Okay…so I KNOW! I KNOW! “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”. No, I’m not a rabbit but I did own one! . . . → Read More: Myth #3: Sex Number. No one is ever honest on this one