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Myth #4: Nailing a girl hard and fast is great sex! Don’t Be A Jack Rabbit

Truth: NO! I mean hard is great but that whole fast thing..we have a word for you. You are the jackrabbit.

We don’t like the jackrabbit and our neck is sore for the next three days afterwards. How would you like it if I start slapping your dick around. Is that going to feel good? I think not. The catch is also if you are under 30, we believe you are retrainable. If you are over 30, lost cause, we are like a dress on prom night…GONE!

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Actually this is one that a few helpful guys at the bar came up with for a tshirt! “Sit on my face and do a burn out“.

They seemed genuinely shocked when I pointed out that I didn’t think women would go for that. Yep.

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