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Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

Why are there some women who insist on slamming other women because of their insecurities? Is it too complicated for them to step back and think.. Has this woman ever done anything that would make me think she couldn’t be trusted? Has she screwed me over? Has she been a terrible friend? Has she ever . . . → Read More: Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

Massage By Juliana – Mention TheAssGirl for a DEAL!

I carry a lot of tension. I mean my shoulders and neck are tighter than a virgin’s vagina. It’s just where I carry my stress.

My birthday was approaching so I decided to go big. Yes big! I bought a Living Social voucher for a massage, a deep tissue massage. I prefer them. For some . . . → Read More: Massage By Juliana – Mention TheAssGirl for a DEAL!

Extremely Offensive Dark Grey Tank Top

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Provocative Boy Shorts

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Rated Raunchy Off The Shoulder Top

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Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

Red loose crew neck t-shirt with the words Don’t Push Me I have a lot of daddy issues and will blow in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

Rocker Baby Onesie

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The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

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Prospect Onesie

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The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

Complicated Disaster Tank Top

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Who’s My Daddy Onesie

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Been There Fucked That Boy Shorts

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Free Breathalyzer Tank Top

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Crazy Keep Walking I’m Full on a Black Top

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You Say Psych Ward I Say All Expense Paid Vacation Shirt

Black shirt with the words You Say Psych Ward and I Say All Expense Paid Vacation in red lettering on the front $19.95

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Wasn’t Me T-Shirt

A grey t-shirt with the words Wasn’t Me on the front in black lettering $19.95

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VODKunt shirt

Black shirts with the word VODKunt in red lettering on the front of the shirt $19.95

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Anti-Social Tank Top

White tank top with the words Anti-Social on the front in black letters on the front $19.95

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Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we?

Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference.

I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

Cunt You See I Am Having A Bad Day T-Shirt

Light beige t-shirt with the words Cunt You See I’m Having A Bad Day on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Cunt You See I Am Having A Bad Day T-Shirt

Does Not Play Well With Others Tank Top

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Sinner Boy Shorts

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2016 LGBT Language Lesson

Don’t be left clueless at the party!

Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson

Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me!

It’s Valentine’s Day and my oldest is wallowing around the house, depressed about not having a Valentine. He is the “Never Been Kissed” Drew Barrymore. Still believes that if he could just meet that special someone, he will live happily ever after. No matter how many times I try to explain that relationships are not . . . → Read More: Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me!

If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top

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