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I Drink To Avoid Therapy Boy Shorts

Red boy shorts with the words I Drink To Avoid Therapy in black letters on the rear $19.95

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Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Boy Shorts

Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink written in red letters on the back of black boyshorts by Bella $19.95

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Size Matters Shirt

White sheer top with the words Size Matters on the front $19.95

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I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

Black racerback tank top with the words I’m A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine on the front in red $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

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White Trash Tank Top

White wide neck shirt with the words White Trash in red on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: White Trash Tank Top

I Hate Stupid People Shirt

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You Got No Wine I Got No Time T-Shirt

Black t-shirt with the word You Got No Wine I Got No Time in white lettering on the front $19.95

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If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top

If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen in red lettering on a black top $19.95 . . . → Read More: If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top

Wasn’t Me T-Shirt

A grey t-shirt with the words Wasn’t Me on the front in black lettering $19.95

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Caution Boy Shorts

Black boy shorts with the word CAUTION in red letters on the rear $19.95

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Nobody Likes A Jackrabbit Top

Black thin strap top with red lettering on the front saying Nobody Likes A Jackrabbit $19.95

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I Have A Zero Tolerance Policy For BS Tank Top

Black tank top with white lettering that says I Have A Zero Tolerance Policy for BS $19.95

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Unconvicted Felon Black Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering on the front that says Unconvicted Felon on the front $19.95

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Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt

White V-Neck t-shirt with the words Trailer Park Pride on the front in red. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt

Explicit Content Tank Top

White Tank with the words Explicit Content on the front in black $19.95 . . . → Read More: Explicit Content Tank Top

Queen B Boy Shorts

Bella boy shorts with the words Queen B on the rear along with a crown. For purchase $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Queen B Boy Shorts

You’re Not Worthy Tank Top

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Pretentious Boy Shorts

Red boy shorts with the word Pretentious on the rear in black for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Pretentious Boy Shorts

Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

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Concert Whore Tank Top

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Booze Hound Tank Top

A shade of orange that isn’t quite pumpkin but very nice with the words booze hound on the front, along with a glass for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Booze Hound Tank Top

DP Sunday No Early Entry Tank Top

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Drunkorexic Shirt

Shirt with the word Drunkorexic on the front in white. In addition it states, My calories are for alcohol, not food. This is also in white $19.95 . . . → Read More: Drunkorexic Shirt

I’m A Field Of Dreams Tank Top

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I Love My Single Life Top

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Blog to Check Out! www.Justfortheride.com

I’ve been enjoying this blog. She captures the fun in riding and mentioned me in one.

Yes! I got stoked! She thought it was hilarious. I must quote:

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Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

Ass Girl Plates

Scene

A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

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Call Me A Slut… Like I Care!

Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong!

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If your penis is small I will tell everyone Tank Top

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