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I carry a lot of tension. I mean my shoulders and neck are tighter than a virgin’s vagina. It’s just where I carry my stress.

My birthday was approaching so I decided to go big. Yes big! I bought a Living Social voucher for a massage, a deep tissue massage. I prefer them. For some . . . → Read More: Massage By Juliana – Mention TheAssGirl for a DEAL!

Fight Autism Now Casual Crop Pants

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Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

I’m sitting here watching this stereotypical movie and it has come to time where the woman interprets something incorrectly. It is making me want to throw things at it. She assumes the worse and the “romantic partner/boyfriend”, will apparently be so stunned by the confrontation, that he is speechless, thereby leaving a huge miscommunication. I . . . → Read More: Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

Why are there some women who insist on slamming other women because of their insecurities? Is it too complicated for them to step back and think.. Has this woman ever done anything that would make me think she couldn’t be trusted? Has she screwed me over? Has she been a terrible friend? Has she ever . . . → Read More: Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

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Extremely Offensive Dark Grey Tank Top

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I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

Biker Baby Onesie

White onesie with the words Biker Baby on the front in red lettering. Also available in black lettering for $14.95 . . . → Read More: Biker Baby Onesie

Ms. Understood Tank Top

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Sin Central Tank Top

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VAGITARIAN T-Shirt

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No Parking In Rear T-Shirt

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Rocker Baby Onesie

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Prospect Onesie

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Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

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Rated Raunchy Off The Shoulder Top

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Anti-Social Tank Top

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I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List

 

Holli and Michael LIVE on Playboy Radio!

Yep.. Me.. Not a virgin. I am sure you are thinking wtf? Ya right! Well in the area of radio interviews I was!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My portion starts at around 34:00. I still haven’t completely watched it. . . . → Read More: I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List

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You Say Psych Ward I Say All Expense Paid Vacation Shirt

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Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we?

Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference.

I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me!

It’s Valentine’s Day and my oldest is wallowing around the house, depressed about not having a Valentine. He is the “Never Been Kissed” Drew Barrymore. Still believes that if he could just meet that special someone, he will live happily ever after. No matter how many times I try to explain that relationships are not . . . → Read More: Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me!

Does Not Play Well With Others Tank Top

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Complicated Disaster Tank Top

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Cunt You See I Am Having A Bad Day T-Shirt

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Sinner Boy Shorts

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2016 LGBT Language Lesson

Don’t be left clueless at the party!

Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson

VODKunt shirt

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