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Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him! You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!
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I have come up with a ridiculous plan that I think could work! It could save marriages and/or at a minimum, expand your sex horizons! When I got divorced, I wasn’t terribly worried about the dating scene. I mean, it’s just like riding a bike ;). It will all come back to you. I . . . → Read More: Adopt The Seven Year Ditch! |
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