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Blessing Of The Bikes May 4, 2014

Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned!

May 4, 2014

RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late!

Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late!

Chili Cook Off June 21, 2014

TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD!

June 21, 2014

Concert for Homeless Veterans

Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him!

You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!

 

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TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering that spells out I’m So Good, Santa Cums Twice. $19.95 . . . → Read More: TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

Single & Twisted Tank Top

White Next Level Tank Top with black lettering. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Single & Twisted Tank Top

Eye Of Love.. Pheromone Parfum for Men & Women

I have tested a lot of pheromone products out there. Some of them were horrible, some of them were okay. A couple, when it’s the only thing I can find, I have worn. Unfortunately, at no point, did I get chased down by the masses. Somewhat disappointing but I was okay with it. I live . . . → Read More: Eye Of Love.. Pheromone Parfum for Men & Women

Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

Friends Forever

There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

PRIDE Lubricant

Lubricant for the Cause by Nature Labs LLC

 

When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant

Swat Fuel

Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout

I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel

It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

Psycho Boy Short

White boy short with the word Psycho in black lettering on the back for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Psycho Boy Short

AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712!

I am going big this year. Everyone has seen me at this event, handing out freebies, promoting, drinking, dancing, promoting, drinking… It was time for the big leap. This year TheAssGirl will have a booth and be selling product in The Joint. I started with a table but a booth became available so I grabbed . . . → Read More: AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712!

I’m With The Band Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I am with the band on the front in black lettering $19.95

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Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top

Heather Grey tank top with the words men who cry make my vagina dry in black lettering $19.95

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The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White Tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bride To Be Tank Top

White tank top with bride to be written on the front in red letters along with a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bride To Be Tank Top

BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously!

I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with.

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Band Aide Tank Top

Grey tank top that says Band Aide in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Band Aide Tank Top

Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Blue tank top with Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks on the front in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Bad Seed Tank Top

Red tank top with the words Bad Seed on the front in black letters . . . → Read More: Bad Seed Tank Top

My … Is Bigger Than His! T-Shirt

White T-shirt that has in blue lettering My (picture of rooster) is Bigger Than His with an arrow.

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The Maid With No Honor Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Maid With No Honor Tank Top