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Author of How High Should I Jump Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner 
There I was at Sprouts getting ready to check out and I see it.. A pill for $1.99 that will help prevent a hangover. I have been looking for something like this all of my life. I really could have used it in my twenties (a couple years ago). For that price, I decided to . . . → Read More: Hangover Cure – Party Pill 
Friends Forever There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners! 
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I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t. So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone I . . . → Read More: Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car! 
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Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, franky perez, Freaky, Fuck, Hollywood, I Love naked men who don't talk, LA, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whisky go-go 
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I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes! Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cock, Daddy Issues, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Gay, LGBT, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, pride, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, red, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective 
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Don’t be left clueless at the party! Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson Leave a comment The Vag 2016, adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, bear, Bottom, boy shorts, clock, dairy Queen, dick, drag, drag queen, felch, fishy, fruit fly, gold star, kai kai, kiki, LGBT, men, naughty, otters, party, pillow princess, platinum, PNP, queen, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rice queen, sex, side, size queen, slampiece, spilling the tea, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, top, tshirts, twink, unicorn, vers, WeHo 
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