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Guy Punches Girl, That’s Okay! No Big Deal!

Security? Serve and Protect? Ya OK!

 

Being in that 1% where if it has never happened, it will happen… to me or around me, isn’t always fun. I joke about it sometimes but last night was NOT funny. It was quite the opposite. It was meant to be a night full of fun . . . → Read More: Guy Punches Girl, That’s Okay! No Big Deal!

Band Aide Tank Top

Grey tank top that says Band Aide in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Band Aide Tank Top

What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously!

I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with.

This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously!

Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Blue tank top with Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks on the front in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

My … Is Bigger Than His! T-Shirt

White T-shirt that has in blue lettering My (picture of rooster) is Bigger Than His with an arrow.

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Bad Seed Tank Top

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Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top

Heather Grey tank top with the words men who cry make my vagina dry in black lettering $19.95

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I’m With The Band Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I am with the band on the front in black lettering $19.95

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I Have Two Breast Friends Onesie

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I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt

Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95

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Single & Twisted Tank Top

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Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??

With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look.

A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??

TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering that spells out I’m So Good, Santa Cums Twice. $19.95 . . . → Read More: TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

The Bride To Be Tank Top

White tank top with bride to be written on the front in red letters along with a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bride To Be Tank Top

LADIES WHO RIDE AUGUST 30, 2015!

Additional thanks to

Niko Marino Tattoo Extraordinnaire Julie Clinton Biker Wearhouse

 

Tisha Stephens Hair & Make Up Manager

 

TheAssGirl Booth will be there along with our annual fashion show! Special thanks to all of the models who donate their time and give up sleep to . . . → Read More: LADIES WHO RIDE AUGUST 30, 2015!

Adopt The Seven Year Ditch!

I have come up with a ridiculous plan that I think could work! It could save marriages and/or at a minimum, expand your sex horizons!

When I got divorced, I wasn’t terribly worried about the dating scene. I mean, it’s just like riding a bike ;). It will all come back to you. I . . . → Read More: Adopt The Seven Year Ditch!

Sin Central Tank Top

Red Tank Top with the words Sin Central in black lettering on the front and a silhouette for $19.95

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Ms. Understood Tank Top

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No Parking In Rear T-Shirt

Teal t-shirt with the words No Parking in Rear on the front in red lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: No Parking In Rear T-Shirt

VAGITARIAN T-Shirt

Grey T-Shirt with the word Vagitarian in red lettering on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: VAGITARIAN T-Shirt

The Maid With No Honor Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Maid With No Honor Tank Top

The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

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Prospect Onesie

White onesie with the word Prospect in red lettering on the front $14.95 . . . → Read More: Prospect Onesie