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Just Because You Have A Big Dick Does Not Mean You Can Just Lay There Tank Top

Just Because You Have A Big Dick Does Not Mean You Can Just Lay There tank-top

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This Ain’t No Vacation It’s A Layover Tank Top

This Ain't No Vacation It's A Layover Tank Top

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They Taste As Good As They Look (Just Like Me) Tank Tops

They Taste As Good As They Look (Just Like Me) tank-tops

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I’m A Sucker For A Big Dick Tank Top

I'm A Sucker For A Big Dick Tank Top

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I Can Dump The Man It’s The Dick I Have A Hard Time Leaving Tank Top

I Can Dump The Man It's The Dick I Have A Hard Time Leaving tank top

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Sometimes In Life Forget About The Bad Stuff And Fuck For Awhile Tank Top

Sometimes In Life Forget About The Bad Stuff And Fuck For Awhile tank-top

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My Ex Blows (So Now I Do Too) Tank Top

My Ex Blows (So Now I Do Too) tank top

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KISS The Cougar It’s My Birthday Tank Top

KISS The Cougar It's My Birthday tank-top

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Don’t Thank Me Just Fuck Me Boy Shorts

Don't Thank Me Just Fuck Me Panties

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I Don’t Do Crack Boy Short

I Don't Do Crack Panties

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Thanks For Cuming Boy Short

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Money Maker Boy Short

Money Maker Boy Shorts

White boyshort panties with Money Maker on back. $19.95

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Highly Medicated Tank Top

Highly Medicated tank-top

White tank top with the words “Highly Medicated” written on front.  $19.95

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I Ride Dirty Boy Short

I ride dirty boy short

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Silly Boys Dicks Are For Kids Cocks Are For Me Tank Top

Silly Boys Dicks Are For Kids Cocks Are For Me tank-top

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Meat Inspector Tank Top

Meat Inspector Tank Top

White tank top with the words “Meat Inspector” printed on the front.  $19.95

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Just Cause I Give A Good Blowjob Doesn’t Mean I Like It Up The Ass Tank Top

Just Cause I Give A Good Blowjob Doesn't Mean I Like It Up The Ass Tank Top

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Semen taste yucky?

One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky?

Sensitive Coochie?

I love discovering something that there is a genuine need for. The sort of product that you see and think, “Of course! Why didn’t I think of that?” Well, surprise! Someone else beat you to it. The creators of Luvena did.

I am not going to get into the medical stuff and research because it’s . . . → Read More: Sensitive Coochie?

How Do I Know When A Girl Wants To Bump Uglies?

Hello Ass Girl,

I seem to have problems detecting when a girl wants to bump uglies with me. I am really shy, and can’t seem to pull the trigger. How do I know – what should I look for? or maybe I shouldn’t care?

Thanks, Michael from Denver

#RatedRaunchy

Dearest Michael,

First of all, . . . → Read More: How Do I Know When A Girl Wants To Bump Uglies?

The Dildo Dr.

There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.

If I Wanted You To Talk I Wouldn’t Be Sitting On Your Face Tank Top

If I Wanted To Hear You Talk I Wouldn't Be Sitting On Your Face Tank

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If I Can Drink A Beer And Suck Your Dick It’s Too Small Tank Top

If I Can Drink A Beer And Suck Your Dick It's Too Small Tank Top

White tank top with the words “If I Can Drink A Beer And Suck Your Dick It’s Too Small” printed on the front. $19.95 . . . → Read More: If I Can Drink A Beer And Suck Your Dick It’s Too Small Tank Top

Emotionally Unavailable Tank Top

Emotionally Unavailable Shirt

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Your Opinion Feels Like A Giant Dick In My Ass Tank Top

Your Opinion Feels Like A Giant Dick In My Ass Tank-top

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Divorce Looks Great On Me Maybe You Will Too Tank Top

Divorce Looks Great On Me Maybe You Will Too Tank Top

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If You’re Happy And You Know It Go Fuck yourself Tank Top

If You're Happy And You Know It Go Fuck yourself tank-top

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Open Your Mouth I Need To Sit Down Tank Top

Open Your Mouth I Need To Sit Down Tank Top

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You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth

When you talk it makes it worse!

I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth