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I Love Naked Men Who Don’t Talk Tank-Top

By The Ass Girl, on April 16th, 2013

I Love Naked Men Who Don't Talk Tea Shirt

White tank-top with the words “I Love Naked Men Who Don’t Talk” written on front. $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Love Naked Men Who Don’t Talk Tank-Top

Seriously Do I Have A Hair In Between My Teeth Tank Top

By The Ass Girl, on April 16th, 2013

White tank top with the words “Seriously Do I Have A Hair In Between My Teeth” written on front. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Seriously Do I Have A Hair In Between My Teeth Tank Top

NO BOYS! JUST TOYS! Tank Top

By The Ass Girl, on April 17th, 2013

NO BOYS! JUST TOYS! Tank Top. $19.95 . . . → Read More: NO BOYS! JUST TOYS! Tank Top

Don’t Be A Pussy EAT ONE! Tank Top

By The Ass Girl, on April 17th, 2013

Don’t Be A Pussy EAT ONE! white tank top. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Don’t Be A Pussy EAT ONE! Tank Top

Happy Pussy Happy Girl Boy Shorts

By The Ass Girl, on April 17th, 2013

White panties with Happy Pussy Happy Girl on back. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Happy Pussy Happy Girl Boy Shorts

Meet Me Then Eat Me Boy Shorts

By The Ass Girl, on April 17th, 2013

White panties with Meet Me Then Eat Me on back. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Meet Me Then Eat Me Boy Shorts

Must Be This Size For Me To Ride

By The Ass Girl, on April 16th, 2013

Must Be This Size For Me To Ride tanktop $19.95. . . . → Read More: Must Be This Size For Me To Ride

Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t.

So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone I . . . → Read More: Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show

Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.

MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

www.cookscorners.com No explanation necessary here. Everyone knows I love the place and the people. Nuff said. www.lolashoetique.com Almost every day a new pair of shoes. Great prices. It’s my bedtime story before I go to sleep. I just admire the pics and blissfully close my eyes. www.vendorgirl.com Biker Warehouse..I couldn’t . . . → Read More: MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

Pick me!! Think Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

PICK ME!! THINK TRAFFIC!

It’s Saturday night and I’m scrambling. I want to win this contest with Think Traffic. If you aren’t familiar with it, I will fill you in if I win, otherwise you’re on your own. They need me to write something about why I should win this Mentorship for a year. With . . . → Read More: Pick me!! Think Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror

Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”.

Our Current Dates Available For Hire:

Your Valentines Date

As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

I’m hoping everyone had a wonderful holiday and didn’t empty their xanax bottle (those babies can be hard to get). I’m still preparing for the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas.

During my holiday I contemplated my goals for the New Year. I thought about making some changes..maybe it was time to try dating again. HUGE mistake! . . . → Read More: Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!