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When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant 
Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel Some of us go through our whole lives not sure what we want to be when we grow up. It can change and life’s realities can evaporate your hope. You grow and the people around you change. I want to be a supermodel.. actress..singer..a hairdresser.. Time really does fly by and before you know it, . . . → Read More: Looking for a mutually beneficial relationship? Beard Available! 
Stereotyping will get you a sandwich! I am surrounded by morons. I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K! 
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There are many men out there who have no idea where they went wrong, while dating a single mother. In particular, if they have no children. You have no idea, even though you think you do, what it is . . . → Read More: THE RULES FOR DATING A SINGLE MOM 
Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! 
There is nothing in this post on sex so men, you may want to go to another post. You only live once. That’s my motto to live by so I like to try everything once. I have a great friend who is a Physician Associate in Aesthetic Medicine. I overheard her asking our mutual friend . . . → Read More: Transformation 2013! 
Author of How High Should I Jump Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner 
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Years ago I was on a really bad date at Billys in Newport Beach. I tried to drink enough to drown out the lame conversation I was submitting myself to. It was hopeless until… Paul Walker walked into the room. You could feel how every woman in the room stopped breathing for a second, then . . . → Read More: Thank You Paul Walker! 
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Basic Rules of Women I was watching the ending to “Liar, Liar”, where Jim Carrey is riding this stair cart trying to catch up with the plane his ex and son were on and I’m thinking, “This is EXACTLY why men and women have so many problems!”. Here is this sad situation and we . . . → Read More: The Basic Rules of Women 
There I was at Sprouts getting ready to check out and I see it.. A pill for $1.99 that will help prevent a hangover. I have been looking for something like this all of my life. I really could have used it in my twenties (a couple years ago). For that price, I decided to . . . → Read More: Hangover Cure – Party Pill 
Ladies Who Ride 2013! I want to thank everyone who contributed one way or another to Ladies Who Ride 2013 at Cooks Corner. We had a fabulous crowd and raised $1000 MORE than last year! From the volunteers, to the bartenders, the band, the cooks, security, the models, hair and make-up people! It takes so . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013! 
How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting 
I am going big this year. Everyone has seen me at this event, handing out freebies, promoting, drinking, dancing, promoting, drinking… It was time for the big leap. This year TheAssGirl will have a booth and be selling product in The Joint. I started with a table but a booth became available so I grabbed . . . → Read More: AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712! 
TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD! June 21, 2014 
Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned! May 4, 2014 
Please note that these are NOT fictional characters. They do exist. We just don’t stand a chance with any of them. I have been exposed to nothing I have ever been through before and I don’t know if I can come back from, or actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these . . . → Read More: I’m in Love with 7 Gay Men
Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him! You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!
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Original “I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar” White Tank Top (next level brand) $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar Tank Top 
Black t-shirt with Everything’s Better Dirty in white lettering on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Everything’s Better Dirty T-Shirt 
Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late! 
Male opinion vs female opinion The winner is…. “Whatever”. That’s my answer. Now can anyone actually tell me who won? Nope, didn’t think so. Whatever is right up there with the blinking smiley face you receive after a text. It’s saying, I am pretending to hear what you but am really too busy . . . → Read More: “WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean? 
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Friends Forever There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners! 
www.hustler.com FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously! I was surprised about how open they were about even using . . . → Read More: Penis Pump by Hustler 
I have tested a lot of pheromone products out there. Some of them were horrible, some of them were okay. A couple, when it’s the only thing I can find, I have worn. Unfortunately, at no point, did I get chased down by the masses. Somewhat disappointing but I was okay with it. I live . . . → Read More: Eye Of Love.. Pheromone Parfum for Men & Women 
I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….  Leave a comment  The Vag  Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, clitoris, cock, dick, Freaky, Fuck, Meditation, men, naughty, OM, Orgasm, Pole, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, S Factor, Sensory, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts |
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